I repeat, if I owned Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel there would be a lot less unresolved sexual tension.

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Angel

Well, well, look who got himself a soul

Finally thinks that he's whole

But a monster can't become a man

You, my friend, are just damned

There is truth in blood so speak not your lies

Your heart cries

But, wait… its silent

Hey, hey, no need to get violent

Here, have a drink

Wow, did you really think

This curse was a gift

It only widens the rift

Between what you were and what you have become

I guess someone

Never told you how the world works

It's owned by the evil that lurks

In the hearts of men so there's no need to pretend

That in the end

All is well

Even as the world slips into hell

But hey, you have a soul

And good luck with that goal

Shanshu, right?

Well, good night

And have a pleasant tomorrow

The rest of us live on time we have to borrow.

Fin

I'm far from finished but if there's anything you would like to see don't hesistate to poke.

Vincent: No gnawing or maiming though...

Scar: I love celibate plot bunnies.

Cloud: Enjoy it while it while you can. I think she's going to try to write a Full Metal Alchemist fic...

Scar: I know I've done questionable things in my life but exactly what have I done to deserve this?

You've taught the plot bunnies abstinance and for that you must pay...