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Chapter 1
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It was a bright, sunny day. The little birdies were chirp-chirp-chirping along.
"Annoying things, un"
BOOM
Deidara thought the little birdies where annoying.
Deidara: Stupid things, always pooping on my cloak. I just washed this thing.
As Deidara was muttering along, he heard a sound. It sounded like someone was sneaking...up...on...him.
BOOM
He turned quickly to see who was stupid enough to try to sneak up on a mad bomber. It was another, random ninja.
Deidara: Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted.
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As Deidara neared Konoha, he saw a young boy training, by himself, in the forest. Deidara than thought up a evil , little plan. Now all he had to do was capture the lone boy.
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Neji was not having a good day. He couldn't find any thing to eat for breakfast. As soon as he left the house, he got trampled by Naruto. Lee finally managed to beat him. And now he couldn't find anybody to train with.
Neji: My day cannot possibly get any worse.
Oh, how wrong he was.
BOOM
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When Neji regained consiousness, he sawed that he was tied up.
"You're awake, un"
Neji looked up at who was talking to him.
Deidara: For a moment, I thought I kill you, un.
Now Neji was worried.
Neji: So, what are you going to do with me?
Deidara: I was thinking reading my life's story to you, un.
Neji: ...Why?
Deidara: 'Cause I want to, un. 'takes out a book' Let us began with my childhood.
end chapter.
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