Chapter One
Average Paranoia
A grand book in hand. Morning light breathing through the cracks the wind made in the blinds. The window lending him a place to set his elbow as he read. Hair unruly and a foul bedhead. His eyes squinting slightly. Reading the text he oh so favored. His blue clothing laying heavy against the sun's heat. His breathe slow and content. He had finally received a little quiet time for himself. He bid himself farewell to the team and departed in his home. Then spent the next day relaxing to his likings. Even if his hair was to unclear for most at the moment he was happy. Even though his eyes carried fresh morning bags he wasn't tired.
The window tapped. Making his eyes to drag to the nuisance. He pushed aside the blinds with his free hand. There a crow pecked. It looked tired as well. He could sympathize with these animals. The life of a shenobi was much like a carrier birds; your job never ending. The bird held a message for him. He unlocked the opening. Allowing the bird to stalk slowly in. Looking as if the animal had a hangover. He chuckled lightly. The bird looked up to him. Acknowledge his happiness. He sets his book down; unconsciously folding the corner of the page. He took the message from the crow's leg. The bird tapped away to the edge and flew into the wind.
He read it. Giving a sigh. He rolled his eyes and crumbled it up. Tossing into the trash. He began to fully dress. Finishing the tiring chore with his headband. He doubled checked his appearance. Licking his finger and quirking a spike on top of his head. He covered half of his face in the mirror. Leaning in and grinding his teeth lightly. Only the visible half was believed to be himself, but he couldn't complain.
After cleaning himself up he set off. Locking his door and stuffing the key in his pocket. He retraced his steps to the door and steps a couple of times. He was always a bit paranoid. He set off. Taking in all the sights of waking villagers. It was just the time for work. Making all come out of the dark. He trotted along by homes, businesses, schools. He stopped in front of the hokage office. Knocking lightly and returning his hand to his pockets.
"Come in." Called the hokage.
He stepped in. Pulling his left hand momentarily to give a curt wave. She didn't reply as gleefully. He took noticed and shut the door quietly. Walking to her desk. She began with the average stalling.
"As you know Sakura has been substituting for a princess in the next hidden village. Well lately she's been targeted by professional ninja. They believe she has the code to the princess inheritance. So they will go as far as to torture her for hours. The problem is the princess also needs to be persuaded as to stay in hiding at home. That's where you come in. To protect Sakura-chan so she don't blow her cover and to seduce the princess and convince her to stay. Protect them both with your life."
He sighed. Seducing a woman was a easy job, but he hated know peoples vulnerable secrets unless truly needed.
"Hokage-sama I'll need the princesses details. And how far am I allowed to go to seduce this woman?" He asked.
"Kakashi go as far as you please. Although if need be, be gentle she's a virgin. She's 16 like Sakura-chan. Brunette and is into the dark mysterious type. So just act like yourself that and flirt a little. You'll have her in your hand like putty in no time."
Tsunade-sama entwined her hands and placed them under her chin. She relieved her right hand to slide a small paper towards him.
"Those are the directions. Keep your chakra hidden from view. If not you might encounter the assassin."
He leans forward and took the paper. He unfolds it from the half fold. His eye strolls across the print. He folds it back together and stuffs it in his left pocket with his keys. They jingle unexpectedly. Tsunade looks to him.
"Will you ever give me that extra key?" She asks.
"Sorry Hokage-sama. No matter how my health is I can not allow you to invade my home."
She shrugs with a smile. She closes her eyes following chuckles.
"I guess I wouldn't want anyone finding my porn stash either. Now head off. You have a hour to pack. Enjoy the solo mission."
He went home. Sliding through his now unlocked door. He walked into his living space. Taking the pack on the shelf next to the door. He hooked it over his shoulder. He now had everything the only thing he had to do was check every hiding place. Under the sink checked for any chakra signals. He was always worried. Whatever was ahead for him would be hard, but to get away from home he was happy to do it.