…If I owned Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel then there would've been a lot less unresolved sexual tension and a lot more back alley snogging. Without further ado…
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Angelus
Master of mockery and menace
How will this wretched creature gain penance
When the devil sings his praises
Who else raises
The ranks of the undead to bring hell
To the surface then weaves a spell
Of a love lost built on oppression
Rape, murder, and obsession
Who else will lead Slayers astray
Who else makes the hounds of hell bay
Then lovingly nip at his heels
He turns the wheels
Of the machine that is fear
Yet you want him near
This angel, his hair will never knot or tangle
Though his gentle hands will break and mangle
Every little bone in your body
I don't mean to sound condescending or haughty
But you're opening Pandora's Box
Any hope will be dashed against the rocks
Of the deepest, darkest pit in hell but don't despair
Just prepare
To slay the demon that you let become your lover
Since no other
Could thrill you
His mouth said I love you but his eyes say I'll kill you.
Fin
There is a sort of sequel/companion piece to this called Angel which will also be posted sooner than you think so stay tuned.