The new Generation of Smash

With all of the changes that are soon coming to the Smash Brothers tournaments and universe, comes with a slew of new arenas, places, items, and most importantly, combatants. To join up with the current combatants it is usually the need to make the proper living quarters that commonly comes as the last step in the construction agenda, seeing as the members already have perfectly functioning rooms with plenty of room already. This means that the new-coming fighters that are joining the new roster get to room-up with the existing members that they probably don't even know! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Well, it varies…

Have you ever felt like the person that you're 'grouped-up with' per-se seems like it's not the best choice they could have made? At least at first, Well…

"Okay my money maker- I mean, Smashers, today is a very special day for most of you guys, but mostly for me. I hope you've guessed it already, that's right, everyone. The next generation of Smash is soon upon us! A new smash brothers tournament along with a slew of new changes to both the existing combat locations and institute locations such as the cafeteria and training location, that will be re-worked into a functioning fighting stage, will take place over the next couple of months, so be prepared to see some new stuff and a lot of people working on it that are usele- I mean, people who should not be bothered because they are busy."

Sitting up on the stage in the auditorium is a sandbag, it doesn't seem like anything special at first glance, but if you're part of the Smash Brothers Brawl roster you'd know it all too well. This sandbag is equipped with a special speaker inside of it that the still name-less and faceless owner of the smash brothers' legacy uses to communicate to the members anonymously. You may think 'oh, why doesn't he or she just stand up on the stage and talk' or 'why the heck would you use a crappy old sand bag for something like that' or something along those lines, but I'm sure it has to do with some sort of thing about having hard-core fighters working for you and them being able to beat you to a pulp if you make them unhappy type of situation, especially in a place that has no law against that sort of thing.

"Also," the speaker-bag continued, "We will be adding some new combatants to the roster, as we've always have. But this time, we feel that getting to know your opponents sooner before you beat them up will help there to be much less personal conflicts between the fighters, which isn't really a good in the long-run."
A loud mechanical whirring is heard from up on the stage, startling the audience, as the speaker-bag begins to pivot on the spot VERY slowly, finally stopping when its 'eyes' or I guess, cameras, are facing none other than Mario, who then slumps down in his chair, tipping his hat down to cover his eyes as it doesn't reach over his large nose. Then sack then slowly starts pivoting over to look at the King Koopa, Bowser, on the opposite side of the auditorium from where Mario is, who gives a cocky grin towards the bag and then towards his rival as the Speaker-bag begins to, again, slowly turn back to its original positioning.
"Any-who" continues the bag "I have decided that it's best to introduce the new combatants sooner before later, so, without further a-due…"

Suddenly, the Pokémon, Lucario, emerges from behind between the closed curtains; he slowly walks up towards the speaker-bag. Standing beside it, he then kicks it with all his might, launching it somewhere far back-stage. A loud thud is heard followed by someone in the back room behind the stage crying out "My Leg!" as Lucario retreats down the stairs of the stage stage and into his usual seating position.

The curtain begins to part slowly…