Naruto stood in front of Tsunade with no grin, no usual remarks, no complaining or fighting. Nothing. He had never been more serious in his entire life. Why? Simple. Naruto had a secret. A secret which he was about to confess to the 5th. And though he wished he could keep the secret to himself, this secret could not be hidden for too long. You see Naruto is a Jinchuuriki, otherwise referred to as a possessor of a tailed demon. In Naruto's case, he was the host of the Nine-Tailed Fox. Although growing up with the Kyuubi had brought many problems to Naruto, never had it been more catastrophic than at this moment. Naruto had finally turned twenty, and age with no true significance to him…but of great revelation from Kyuubi's part. Allow me to give you a little insight on demons. Although Kyuubi is widely recognized as a male demon, it is actually a she. Furthermore from being female, she also used to have a mate. Not a mate that she wished to possess, but one that she was given due to tailed-demon protocol. Unfortunately for Naruto, Kyuubi's past love affairs were now completely intertwined with his own life, and, that dirty little… demon had just gotten him into a big problem. And now, here he stood, with a belly too big for a ninja and an awkward feeling in his chest as he stared at the Hokage.

"Naruto, what the hell happened to you?" Tsunade asked with noticeable worry.

"Ah… you see. Something came up and I thought you might be able to help me…seeing that you are the greatest medical nin in history. Yeah, well, you see…I'm sorta…getting fat." Naruto said, panic rising with every word.

"Who the hell is going to believe me?" he thought.

"Naruto, are you sick? Let me examine you. That bump in your stomach does not look so great," Tsunade said.

"It's not supposed to look great!" Naruto answered, losing all of the composure which he had shown when entering the room.

"You see, Tsunade-bachan, it's nothing out of the other world. I'm not feeling bad or anything. It's just that I've taken a little… ah…detour in life. It's perfectly understandable. "

"Just get to the point boy!" Tsunade uttered.

"I'M PREGNANT!" Naruto yelled.

Silence.

"The hell you are!" Tsunade exclaimed. "You better explain and stop wasting my time Naruto!"

"Bachan I'm not lying. I'm freaking pregnant! Go ahead, examine me. I carry life!" Naruto yelled

"Naruto, there is no way that you can get pregnant. I knew you were stupid, but really? You can't get pregnant. You don't have the proper equipment to carry life. Furthermore, who would get you pregnant?" Tsunade finished her statement with a loud chuckle and a smirk.

"Shut up, alright. I got pregnant by giving a handshake. To who? Gaara. That's right. Want me to explain?"