Hello My name is Callum, and I am going to tell you a South Park Fan Fiction I typed up after i saw the episode of the break up of Eric P. Cartman and the beginning of the relationship of Kyle and Heidi so I hope you enjoy this will be along story so enjoy.

It was a dark, stormy night and Eric had just broke up with Heidi and she fell onto the hard, wet, black pavement.

Cartman:"Heidi, I am breaking up with you whore"

Heidi:"Eric, how dare you call me a whore what did I ever do to you?, you just used me for sex and my body"

She was so angry but she thought of an idea what if she got revenge on him with the person he hates the most because he's a racist bastard... Kyle B.

Cartman:"You didn't deserve me, I was too good for you".

Heidi gets up and turns and walks away from him with her head down. Eventually getting over to Kyle's House.

Knock Knock Knock

Door creaks open

Heidi:"Hi Mrs Brofloski".

Sheila :"Oh, what a surprise good too see you Heidi".

Heidi:"May I speak with Kyle please"?

Sheila:"Oh sure he's up in his room we've just finished dinner"

Heidi:"Thanks Mrs Brofloski"

Heidi enters Brofloski residence

Heidi walks up stairs into Kyle's room

Heidi:"Hey Kyle".

Kyle:"What did that sick son o' a bitch do now"?

Heidi:"I need to ask you something"!

Kyle:"Sure anything Heidi"

Heidi:"Basically Eric gave me this black eye and then ran off to his fucking shit hole of a home with his crack whore mother, and then called me a slut, even though he cheated on me"

Heidi:"So Basically I wanna get revenge on him by fucking you if you don't have any company with you and you have been giving me fuck me eyes whenever I see you"

Kyle:"I'm in, when and where are we doing this".

Heidi:"Right now and where you want, do you wanna do it in your bed, your bathroom".

Kyle:"Let's do it on my bed, I'll lock my door. One second"
Heidi's Mind:"I can't believe i'm actually doing this, this will feel so good I hope he has a big cock"

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Part 2 aka Continuation will be released on Sunday… Enjoy your day :)