YC: Well hello everyone it is me and my frisend Danny'sGhostGirl....waves.

DGG: yup, i'm goin to be writing this story with her cuz we're friends and its fun yupyupyuperix......... anyways....... well we're going to sort of rewrite episodes of ygo. Make Kaiba do weird and some really stupid things ( and we're not bashing Kaiba). yupyupyuperix.

YC: we're going to be rewriting " The Scars of Defeat" this chapter. This time we'll be writing the chapter together, but later on we'll be alternating between.

both: enjoy!!!!

DISCLAIMER: We don't own the show in any way or form........we wish though..heehee

Chpt 1: The Scars of Defeat (re-done like)

It starts out at Duelist Kingdom. Tea, Tristan, and Joey were sleeping in one big pile bedside the tent(A/N: don't ask me why) while Yugi and Bakura were talking.

" I don't know, Bakura," said Yugi. " I don't think it will."

" Why wouldn't it?" he asked.

" Well....." started Yugi.

" What! You don't think that my Millenium Ring can fly away?" cried Bakura.

" Um....... Bakura, that has nothing to do with what we were talking about," said Yugi.

" It's not?" Bakura asked. " Then what have we been talking about for the past hour?"

Yugi sighed and shook his head from side to side. Sometimes he didn't want to know what was going on inside his friends' minds. Joey was probably dreaming about food again. Tristan.....well....who knows. Tea...... who cares. Just then, a helicopter came flying up, waking up the others.

" Hey, what's going on?" asked Tea.

" Dude, it's like all loud dude!" cried Tristan.

" IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Joey.

He got up and started running around like a deranged chicken while everybody just stared at him. The helicopter went flying all over the place. Its blades cut off the tops of trees that landed on top of Tea! Heehee. Everyone watched as it did backflips and eventually crashed in front of them. Miraculously out of the mess came Seto Kaiba, completely unharmed.

" Whoa, I need to learn to fly that thing better," he said aloud, then noticed everyone staring at him and regained his normal bussiness like composure," I'm here for Mokuba and that is it!"

" Um, ok....." said Tristan.

" What's Wheeler doing?" asked Kaiba.

Everyone looked at Joey who was still running around like a deranged chicken.

" Oh, he's running around like a deranged chicken," said Bakura.

" Wheeler!" yelled Kaiba, walking over to him.

" Huh?" Joey said, stopping his random action." Kaiba, when did you get here?"

Just then, Kaiba punched Joey making him fall to the ground. Then, he kicked him in the stomach," That's for calling me a rich boy!" he kicked him again," That's for calling me a snob!" He kicked him again," I don't know what to say here!" Next, Kaiba ran away, and came back and kicked Joey again, " AND THATS FOR EXISTING!!!!" Then, he ran away for the final time.

Everyone just stared with wide eyes the entire time. Joey just laid there on the ground, moaning and holding his stomach.

" Well, what should we do now?" asked Bakura.

" Help me," said Joey.

" Hmmmm, I dunno," said Yugi.

" A little help here please!!" cried Joey.

" We could duel," suggested Tristan.

" GUYS!!!"

" No, we do that every other day," said Yugi.

" PLEASE!!! I THINK HE BROKE MY SPINE!!!!!" yelled Joey (A/N: wow, thats a hard kick to the stomach... I think)

" Do you hear something?" Yugi asked Tristan.

" Huh...no. I don't hear anything."

" HEY YOU PEOPLE OVER THERE COME AND HELP ME!" Joey yelled at his friends.

" Hmmm I must be hearing things then," Yugi stated.

" Hey guys where's Joey?" Tea asked finally able to get out of the pile of trees.

" I'M OVER HERE YOU STUPID BLIND PEOPLE! IN PAIN!!!!"

" I don't know," everyone said.

Tea pulls a branch out of her ear, "huh...ok then."

Everyone just looks at Tea and walks away.

" HEY GUYS.....DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!" Joey yelled. "AND I HATE YOUR HAT, YUGI!!!!"

" What hat?" Yugi asked to no one around him.

" THE ONE ON YOUR HEAD YOU DUMB-BEEP" (A/N: yes he actually said dumb-beep)

" What's a dumb-beep?" Yugi asked.

" NOW YOU NOTICE ME!!"

" JOEY WHERE THE BEEP ARE YOU?!" Yugi yelled at Joey....who was right in front of him.

" I'M RIGHT HERE YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP!"

" LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU BEEP BEEP!"

" SHUT UP YOU BEEP BEEP STUPID BEEP BEEP!"

" WILL YOU SHUT THE BEEP UP, YOU BUNCH OF BEEP BEEPS!" yelled Tristan.

" JUST SHUT UP YOU MEEPS!" Bakura cried out over them.

Everyone (A/N: including us authoresses) looked at Bakura all funny like. Which caused this to break loose, " BEEP BEEP BEEP MEEP......BEEP BEEP BEEP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.....BEEP YOU BEEPIN BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" a little later,"......MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP YOU MEEPIN BLOODY MEEPIN MEEPS.....SHUT THE BEEPIN UP YOU BEEPIN MEEP" everyone turns to look at Yami (A/N: including us again)......" what?.........SHUT UP YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

At that moment Kaiba comes running in fom no where, to see what was making all the racket....." Wow that was you geeks?......HOLY BEEP THAT WAS LOUD!" then runs up to everyone and punches them, except Joey, who he kicks yet again and then runs away , this time for the real last time.

DGG: And this is where we stop the first chapter. :D haha. You poor people waiting in suspense......I guess you are. heeheehee

YC: Yes were ending it here but before we do I would like to say something....... when they were all saying "BEEP" and "MEEP" they were actually saying "BEEP" and "MEEP" and not a cuss words....I just wanted all of you to know that.

DGG: Yup....and I would like to say that I will be writing the next chapter. Its about Kaiba tryong to get Mokuba from Pegassus' castle. So anyways.... please review and tell us what you think......