(Lily's POV)
I had had it. Potter had poked at me one too many times. It was Valentines Day and He, with the help of Black and Pettigrew, had sent fireworks flying through the sky that formed the words, "Lily-flower, be my Valentine!", through the sky. Not only was I embarrassed, everybody that attended Hogwarts was staring at me, laughing, and waiting for my to answer.
Looking over, I saw Potter and Black high-fiving while Pettigrew applauded and Remus shook his head disapprovingly. I knew what I was going to do. Shaking my head, I stood and walked over the where the marauders were seated beneath the stretched limbs of the great oak in front of the lake.
Upon my presence, Potter stood. I was about to say something on the subject, but resided with, "Never mind." Pointing at the sky, I said, "Do you think this is funny? This is embarrassing! What were you thinking?"
Potter laughed, his charming little chuckled that any girl that wasn't me would have swooned over. "Lily-love, my sweet, wonderful….Lily. I've got a proposition for you. It goes like this. You. Me. Hogsmead. This Weekend." He said in his cocky, voice that told me that he was just doing this for the crowd. This is how thing were for the past 5 years. Since first year when, even some of the 7th year girls, creepily, claimed Potter a hottie. He figured that he could have any girl he wanted. Not me. Plus I knew that he just wanted me so he could get back that famous reputation of 'having any girl he wanted', so he could date me for a day, then dump me like all the other girls.
To be frank, I was relatively ticked at him. This routine was getting extremely old, and I was growing tired of him using me for a couple of laughs.
"You didn't answer my question Potter, I asked you what the heck you were thinking when you did that." That was a stupid question come to think of it because Potter didn't think, let alone about how he made someone else feel.
Potters gorgeous…..I mean, stupid hazel eyes twinkled for he loved to make me furious at him. He even told me so in 3rd year, when I had thrown my pumpkin juice in his face for using a cheesy, nasty, perverse, pick-up line on me. It was, 'you be the titanic, I'll be the iceburg and I'll go down with you.' If you don't get it, trust me, you don't want to.
Smiling, he said," I am proving my undying love for you through the awesomeness that is fireworks, oh Lily, my one and only."
"Your one and only hhmmm. Why do I have the distinct feeling that minute our 'date' is over, I'll become the one and 'LONELY'?" I said, feeling lame because I felt like laughing at my own joke.
Shaking his head, Potter said, "Lily, you need to learn to trust people. You're way to uptight. Loosen up. Like us." He said.
"Yeah right Prongs. Evans? Not acting Like and uptight teachers pet? There's no way." Said Sirius, barking with laughter at the thought. Peter laughed to. The only person that was not finding this amusing either was Remus, who was my friend as well as Potters. If I was going to do, what I was going to do, Remus was not going to be involved.
Pulling out my wand I flicked it three times, each flick pointing at one of the idiots, muttering, "nellaca nommen nottu nottu nellaca nommen" a yellow spark flew out of the end of my want hitting each of the boys in the nose. They all grabbed at there nose for the it hurt when this spell was cast on you.
Rubbing his nose, Black said, "What the hell was that? Bloody-hell!"
Grinning and feeling good about myself, I said, "that, you blubbering idiot, was a switching charm. It makes something that the three of you have in common, switch traits. For example, if the charm can't find anything out of the ordinary, it'll switch something like…… you're teeth!"
Black yelped and stuck his hand to his mouth. "Prongs I can not go through life with Peters teeth! Or any of his other features."
"Cool it Pads, we'll just go the library and find the counter curse." Said Potter nonchalantly.
As if on que, Remus and myself cracked up. "You ha…….have fun with th-that!" I said between peals of laughter.
Potter raised an eyebrow, a slight crease of worry in his forehead. "What do you mean?" he questioned.
"What she means Prongsie, is that only the caster of the spell can counter it." Remus said, trying his hardest not to laugh but failing miserably. "It could take hours to find your symptoms."
Remus looked as if he was about to say something else but the class be rang through the school, before he could utter a word.
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(James' POV)
Days had passed and nothing had happened to us. None of us had anybody else's teeth, or nose, or hair color, or even sense of fashion. (thank goodness)
"Moony, you're lookin' kinda peaky." I said. I knew what this meant. "Full moon tonight?" I asked excitedly. He nodded head as Sirius Through his fists in the air saying 'Finally' behind us. This is the first time since Lily put her curse on us, that Sirius had acted normal. It seemed like every time that we passed something that had even that smallest bit of reflection, he would look and flash a toothy smile just to make sure he had the right teeth.
Classes were over and it was about time that madam Diggles, assistant healer, took Moony to the Shrieking Shack. As if planned, She walked through the doors. "You're Parents are here." She said in her sugary voice. She was training to be a healer at St. Mungo's, but she was really annoying!
Remus shook his head and whispered so only we could hear, "I can't believe you forgot!" then followed Madam Diggles out the door.
When the door closed, I immediately jumped up and grabbed my invisibility cloak. Pads, Wormy, and I, squished ourselves uncomfortably under the cloaks protective camouflage. In a sort of uncoordinated waddle, we made our way outside to the Whomping Willow, remembering the days that we could all run comfortably under it without getting caught. Now were were all tall, with the exception of Wormtail who wasn't tall, but made up for that by being rather chubby.
Hitting the knot on the tree, we jumped through the passage way into the Shrieking Shack. Standing on our feet and dusting the….dust off our clothes we pulled at our wands. Looking up at each other we said in unison, "Ready!" nodding we did the charm that transformed us into animagi. That's where everything went wrong. Pads was a dog, but he was tiny, about the size of a chiwawa. Though we had puffy white hair.
Peter was a Rat he was Huge. About the size girls say they are when they see one, when in actuality there not really that big, girl just like to exaggerate. He was about the size of a dog which was about enough to make even the bravest guys sick. But not me because I knew Peter was really a human so it only bothered me in the unusual distortion sort of way. He was also black which would give anyone the impression of monster sewer rat.
Looking at myself in a large puddle in a corner of the shack I saw that my I had been shrunken down to the size of a large dog. My once white fur was now a peaky gray with small patches of missing hair.
Looking at each other the same word was going through all of our minds, "EVANS!"
This was war!
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