Once upon a time, in an average-sized town in The Merry Old Land of Oz a teenaged girl named Ucalyptus lived a relatively normal life. She had a family, a few close friends, and even a few pets. Suddenly, because such things do come on instantaneously, she decided that being human was too mundane and not at all becoming of her soul. Perhaps penis envy or a past of child molestation contributed to her idea of a perfect form, perhaps not. Still, Ucalyptus wanted nothing more than to be a uniporn. She had vivid dreams of a throbbing manhood attached to her forehead, and another one spontaneously erecting between her back two legs, as the penises of equines often do. Yes, this way she would be the envy of the schoolchildren. They would all want to ride her back and run their fingers through her luxurious fur. They would all want her to mount them and deeply thrust into their colons, ripping through their abdominal walls.
The thought caused Ucalyptus to experience arousal in the vagina of her human form. She quickly opened up her AOL browser and went searching for the worst yiff porn she could find. Finally, she came to a website that proclaimed, "HAVING SEX WITH CATS FOR BEGINNERS". She focused her beady eyes on the grainy video, adjusting her speakers. The man went on, explaining that his cat had recently passed on after being hit by a car. Now he was going to fuck its corpse, so he wouldn't be harming a live cat to make this educational video. After all, you do have to be very experienced to finagle your way into those tiny holes. God forbid you screw up when it's time to do the real thing.
Ucalyptus fast-forwarded through the rest of the video. She wasn't watching it to get an education, goddamnit, she wanted relief from the burning in her cunt. Of course, masturbation wouldn't clear up the gonorrhea, but it might distract her. She quickly began masturbating, nearly breaking the chair in half as she bounced up and down, gaining momentum. Her pudgy little fingers felt like the small penis of a prepubescent boy, that is, like nothing. Ucalyptus needed more, more! Quickly she ran to the fridge and found a cucumber. After picking the ants off of it, she did what she had to do; she jammed it into her shitter so she could still play with her clit. She was nowhere near as fast as the man on the screen; he had already finished up with the cat's ass and was moving on to violate a gaping hole below its ribcage. He stuffed the part of its lung that was hanging out back in and stuck his tiny cock into the hole, moaning like a bitch in heat, which is actually a pretty good comparison when you think about it. It was all over much too quick, Ucalyptus came, spurting liters of pus-laden girlcum all over her computer chair whilst yelping, "YIFF YIFF YIFF!"
Ucalyptus went to bed feeling relieved and restful. She dreamt sweet dreams about finally giving that girl who always teased her what for. She would ram her forehead-cock into that girl's ugly twat, pumping in and out like a jackhammer. Eventually, after a substantially studly period of time, she would ejaculate out her brains, thinking that stupid bitch's thoughts for her. When she awoke, she was still a bit overweight, covered with acne, and addicted to bestiality porn. It would be another tough day.