Remix: Little Miss Muffet
Summary: The title pretty much sums it up, I think. I don't have an honest clue why I'm posting this. Read if you see fit. [HPDM
Author's Note
I was trying to do my chores when this one just hit me. Almost literally, because I nearly fell over laughing.
Note: If I laughed, that is no guarantee that it will be funny.
Anyway, so I wrote it down –was almost late for class – and now, after a lot of tweaking, here it is!
Disclaimer: Nobody's mine. I have nobody.
Miss Muffet's tuftet,
Sat on Miss Muffet,
Jet-black in the light of day.
Then came a blond Slythr'n,
Who crept up behind him,
Kiss'd him and said, "Potter, I'm gay."
Yes, it's stupid. I know. And it's probably not worth a review, either.
But, if you feel it in your heart to make a young author very happy, would you review anyway?
I don't have anything to bargain or blackmail with, which is sad… with the exception of virtual cookies, of course. But I'm fresh out of those since 'All They've Got'.
I know! I'll do a one-shot challenge! Any challenge you can think of, so long as it's Harry Potter. Any pairings, circumstances or random items you feel like seeing in print.
The thing is; you probably don't want a one-shot from me, anyways… Oh well. At least I tried…
Original: Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Then came a great spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
There are a few variations of the fourth line. Most of the versions that I found said, "Along came a spider," but I prefer the former. It makes the spider sound more evil, and gives poor Little Miss Muffet more reason to be afraid…
Moving on. Review! Challenge! Whatever!
Signed,
Stephanie Ridings.