This is going to be horrible. Also, I'm back from like two days. Biggest hiatus ever.
—A Line—
Today, I was having a good day. When I was driving to work their wasn't any jackasses honking their fucking horns, at work their was no annoying customers going "I'm a dumb fuck and have a IQ of 7", and then the best part of the day, I got to buy some all purpose rope! Fucking finally! I can get to hang my self and go to the maybe non-existence hell! But then some dick decided "I'm gonna run this red light!" and smashed into me and now I'm dead. What's next? Turned into a shitty OC self-insert?
"Where the hell is this place?" I said as I opened my eyes into the surprisingly-not-hurting-my-eyes whiteness. "You're in the rebirth zone" said a slightly smug mysterious voice. "Oh cool the rebirth zone... wait REBIRTH!" "NONONONONONO I FUCKING WANTED TO HANG MYSELF FOR A REASON" I started screaming completely ignoring the might be god voice, but then I realized some thing " OH FUCK IM TURNING INTO A OC AREN'T I?!" I then started to panic again, I know I'm so fucking majestic. While I was panicking beautify, a figure popped into existence and guess what they did...yep they fucking backhanded me, what a dick. Anyways, back to story.
"AH! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" I oh so eloquently said. "I'm a person of high level then you" said the fuckbo-uh mysterious being yeah."So are you gonna like slap to the next dimension and I get reborn?" Accepting my fate of being not dead. The dick said nothing as they walked up to me "uhh what are you doing?" Still nothing "If you're gonna teleport me then tell me ya fat cunt" The fuck is now infront of me. Annddd yep god damn bitchslaped me into the next realm. I just hope I get gamer powers to make this shit easier, or maybe not in a fucking world with a shit ton of problems. Wonder if I'll become a furry?
—Dank Joke—
Well this seems less shit then my shitposts, doesn't mean you can't flame me as hard. As my great great grandfather's great great grandson said:"fLaMe mE hArDeR dAdDy"