Title: "Shouldn't Do It"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Vin tried to warn him!
Challenge: Anneack's M7M Challenge for 5-5-10 to use "This won't hurt a bit." in a 100-word drabble
Warnings: Drabble, AU
Word Count: 100
Timeline: This drabble happens before the start of the series.
Disclaimer: Vin Tanner, Nathan Jackson, Ezra Standish, and The Magnificent Seven are & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Faith is & TM Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and any other possible legal owners, none of which are the author, and is used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"I'm tellin' ya, pard, ya shouldn't do it."

"She's asleep, Vin. How dangerous can she be?"

"Stick that knife in her, an' you'll find out."

"The bullet's gotta come out."

"She'll do it herself."

"She shouldn't." Leaning forward, Nathan murmured to the unconscious woman, "This won't hurt a bit." Nathan slid the knife into her skin.

Brown eyes flew open. A fist slammed into the healer's face. "Ow!" he cried, stumbling back.

Laughter sounded. Vin shook his head. Faith turned to glare at Ezra. "Shut it," she snapped, "or you'll be missin' one of those gold teeth ya're so proud of."

Ezra silenced immediately.

The End

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