Nanny McPhee was feeling saucy. Oh yes, she wanted a bang, but not of her wooden stick for once. And she knew who needed some loving, Mr Brown was a fine young Collin Firth and it had been a while since he gotten some ass.' I mean come on, you can't have sex with a chair now can you' thought the nanny.
Meanwhile Mr Brown was feeling irritable; Simon was being a little shit as per usual. 'oh how I hate my children with a passion' signed Collin sinking into an arm chair. The chair across the room agreed that they never should have had children. Yes, it would have been nice to go on a few holidays and have morning sex instead. Collin lent down to pick up his morning paper that the sexy maid had brought in for him. He felt a shiver of excitement as he anticipated looking at the page three models he loved so much. 'what a glorious way to start the day before work' Mr brown open the paper to see that the page he loved so much had been ripped. 'oh fuck' he thought 'my children are going to get it fuck them my day is ruined' he was feeling rather annoyed when he heard a whisper coming from the distance
'the person you need is Nanny McPhee'
Collin looked up in shock, to see a beautiful creature standing before him.
' I did knock' she smile seductively.
'of course' Collin yelped, thanking to god that he hadn't actually been looking at naked ladies, and hoping that he might get one now.
'Lily and Eric have been acting rather naughty' said the Nanny
'who?' said Collin admiring McPhees beautiful-ness.
'You're children, Mr Brown, who do you think, how can you not remember your own children?'
'How can you expect me to remember something that I never wanted? I wish me and the chair hadn't of had children so young. Damn :/ and now they're costing me so much money like jesus' Collin firth flung his arms around like Channing Tatum eating mustard.
'well if you don't want them then I could always depose of them for you babe' grinned the babe 'all it will take is the of a stick'
'oh what the one in your hand'
'no not that one ;)'