Circle of Life: the prequel to the great TLK parody
A/N Greywolf did an amazing job with Brainwashed: The ultimate TLK parody. He's working on the sequel. Sadly, I've asked him if he could do a parody based off the first movie. No was the answer, so I will do it. It's going to be great. We've seen in the 7th and 8th chapters in Brainwashed some good stuff. Like the big green van. This'll be the longest thing I worked on.
Rated T for blood, death, violence, beer, crude humor and swearing.
Chapter 1. The Great Circle of Life.
If lions and other mammals could fly, it would seem like a beautiful Sunday morning. Priderock Was a small city, filled with anthro lions, tigers, leopards and a occasional turtle. Everybody was resting peacefully, well, except three. "come on Sarabi! Push" A Mandrill with a Jamaican accent urged. "arg!" Sarabi screamed, She squeezed her mates paw tighter. "ow! Come on honey! That hurts!" he smirked. "Mufassa you damn fool. It compares nothing to this cub." The lioness grinned slightly before pushing again."I see it's head! One more push will do it!" Sarabi Pushed with all her might. A high pitched squeal was heard. "Oh Mufassa, shut the hell up." the new mother hissed. Her face then turned to the Mandrill. Mufassa cut the cord. "so, what gender is it Raffiki?" Mufassa asked. "it's a boy!" Raffiki showed the cub."It's the circle of life! And it-" the radio played till Mufassa turned it off. "the damn thing." he muttered. Sarabi asked the father on what should the name be. The two decided to name him Simba.
(Meanwhile)
A small mouse scurried out of a hole, then scampered over to some cheese. But before he could do what mice do, a large paw smaked down, nearly crushing the rodent. The paw belonged to Scar. Life's not fair is it?" he questioned the squirming mouse. "you see, I shall never be mayor. He opened his mouth to end the critters life. *Ring!* still clutching the rodent, Scar picked up the phone. "Scar, about to enjoy a good snack." He sighed. "Didn't Uru teach you not to play with your food?" Scar huffed again. The mouse broke free from Scar's grasp and skittered to the hole with a squeak with relief. "Oh listen Zazu, you made me lose my lunch." Scar groaned. "Mufassa will take more then that when he gets though with you." Zazu replied. " oh **, I quiver with fear!" Scar hissed. "Oh Scar don't talk to me that way!" Zazu sighed in Gratitude when Mufassa took the phone. "Scar." Mufassa thundered. "mmhmm?" Scar replied. "Sarabi and our family and friends came to see The new cub. Why don't I see you here?" Mufasa asked. "Oh, that is today? Oh I feel simply awful. Must've slipped my mind." Scar told him. "As the Mayor's brother you should've been one of the first to see him." Zazu added. "well I was going to be mayor, until the little furry bastered got in the way." The dark lion scoffed. "That furry bastered, is my son and your future mayor." "oh I shall practice my royal wave." Scar stated . "don't hang up one me
Scar." Mufassa Frowned. "oh, perhaps you shouldn't hang up on me." Scar Retorted.
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