Walla!The Young and the Miserable By cokedrinker and totally left out
Series of Unfortunate Events
Fanfic The First
SUMMARY:
In this story, I'm very sad to say, there will be, many horrors for young Sunny Baudelaire as she is only one year of age. Without Violet's inventing skills and Klaus' researching brilliance will Sunny survive with only her four sharp teeth to accompany her throughout her journey? Read and Review.........R & R!!!
Dear Reader,
We must wonder why you chose to pick this book up. We suggest that you ride on a helicopter and drop it over a mass of lava than after, feed it to the pigs. Do it quickly before you start pulling out your hair and chewing off your fingers because of what is inside of the miserable fanfic. I'm sorry to say, in what you are about to read, no trace of Violet and Klaus will be found. Sunny will be the center of attention here. She will encounter a disastrous couple, a weird language, a new rival and relative, nothing to bite, and some cold coleslaw. So if I were you, I'd get rid of this fanfic at once and save yourself from this terrible chapter in Sunny's life.
With all due respect,
Sam and Michi
For Beatrice,
You didn't take him to be your groom
So you were killed towards your doom
Chapter 1- Intro
As much as our consciences are telling us not to and as the angry mob chasing us throws pieces of bread at us, we have to tell you about this miserable tale. We swore and it is our solemn duty. And as much as we want to tell you about Violet and Klaus' part in this story, we cannot. This is for the reason that this particular fanfic is focused on Sunny Baudelaire.
I'm very sorry to say that all misery and woe will begin in the next chapter. So I strongly recommend- all though it won't be much help- that you go read another story called the "Littlest Elf."