I Didn't Mean it, But I Did
by Pala-and-Papipa
Bella and Jacob are just sitting there, watching the sunset.
Bella: So how's life?
Jacob: Great. Especially without that vampire Edward around. He's a pain in the ass.
Bella: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!
Jacob: (shocked) YOU'RE FUCKING MARRIED TO EDWARD?!!!!!!!!
Bella: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Well at least you're not a vampire.
Bella: But I am.
Jacob: You BITCH!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF?!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: Yes, but it's not MY FAULT I turned into a vampire. Besides, I want to be with Edward forever.
Jacob: You're fucking messed up. I surely don't want to spend eternity with EDWARD.
Bella: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
They argued the rest of the day.
Ta-dah!!!
I have never read the Twilight series, so apologies on the suckiness.