The Curse of the Kebab

AN: Collaborate with Sakka P! yeaaaaaaaaaah! Anyway, pls. enjoy this crazy idea I came up with her (*u*)

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Once upon a time, in the far kingdom of Triceratops, a boy was born. With pale hair and crimson eyes, he was considered a blessing, to the royal family he was born into and to the kingdom.

A certain fairy godmother named Azami had decided to bestow gifts to the child, as a token of appreciation to the boy's parents who have been her good friends.

She gave him talents, fortune, bishounenness and ...A HUGE APPETITE. This little boy was then named Konoha(which has no special meaning whatsoever and is being stated solely for the sake of granting this character a name) As the boy grew up, he became a respected prince, a blessed child who had anything any boy would have wanted.

His appetite has also increased in tenfold, giving him the inhuman ability to cram as much food as he could while not getting fat. He loved food, but among all there was a certain dish that became his favorite: the kebab-a traditional dish of sliced meat that he had come to love. He ate it the most, and he was known to eat a lot of it so much that the people had to search worldwide to search for these beasts. Unknown to Konoha, the kebabs aren't merely animals, but instead a small race which is composed of-kebabs.

They were deeply angered by the continued hunting of their race to satisfy the prince's appetite. So their leader, Garam Sala, has decided to deploy their best magician, Teriyaki, to take revenge against the Triceratops Kingdom and its prince.

So Teriyaki, the Royal Sorcerer of the Order of the Kebab, cast one of the most powerful curses at his disposal. The spell would be activated as soon as Konoha treated himself to a snack of bite, and the whole kingdom will fall into eternal slumber.

He proudly proclaimed it to the Triceratops citizens, ensuring that they stop hunting kebabs. This made the whole kingdom be afraid, so they put a ban on the entering of kebab related goods on the nation. Kebab related goods were considered an abomination, and all remaining goods were burned and destroyed. From being the nation known for its love for kebab, they turned into a kingdom who shunned it completely.

This did not help the prince, who was deeply saddened by the sudden loss of kebab. This event has caused Konoha's appetite to lessen, though not that much.

Meanwhile, the kingdom was at peace, knowing that konoha shall never eat a kebab and endanger them all. That was until his 19th birthday, when they invited people far and wide to join them in this glorious occasion. A foreigner arrived along with others, bringing a box full of kebabs, which Konoha unfortunately found and happily stolen.

And so he went to his bedroom after the feast, wanting to eat the delicious kebab he had missed so much. He took one bite from the juicy kebab, and the curse activated as promised.

Konoha fell,into a deep slumber. The curse was fulfilled...and the whole kingdom would pay. The whole kingdom fell into a deep sleep, and Azami, who had seen it all, watched in horror. She could not undo the curse, but she could give the kingdom a chance to wake once more.

She activated the spell. And so, the prince and his kingdom were left and forgotten, a lost civilization hidden by shrubs. Unless...someone would be able to complete Azami's counterspell. Someone...who can give a true love's kiss that would wake up the sleeping, gluttonous prince.

To be continued….