((Since in my mind this played out as an actual manga/anime, and I'm crap at drawing, I'll be using the "Name: Words & Action" type of writing cuz that's the closest it gets to perfect in my mind. x3))
((Oh and I don't own Soul Eater or any of it characters. That wonderful right is Atsushi Okubo's))
The story begins with a new generation…
Scylla: *yawns and looks at alarm clock* Morning already? *Stretches and climbs out of bed trying to make some decency out of her messy hair* Can't let dad see me like this. *takes the brush from her desk and brushes her hair down section by section *
Death the Kid (Kid): Scylla, are you awake, you should be by now it's already 8 o'clock- *sees her messy room and half brushed hair * Scylla…WHY IS YOUR HAIR ONLY HALF-BRUSHED? ARE YOU CRAZY THERE"S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THAT, IT'S COMPLETELY ASYMETRICAL!
Scylla: Ah-Dad! * glares at him annoyed* I wasn't planning on going out like this, I wasn't even done yet!
Kid: *completely ignoring her * AND JUST LOOK AT THIS ROOM IT'S A MESS, AN UTTER, DISGUSTING MESS! SO JUNKY, SO UNTIDY! *continues to spaz *
Scylla: Hey, it's not that bad, it's just a little junky, I pride myself on the fact that underneath all this stuff is a spick and span room! If it makes you freak out like that why'd you come in here in the first place?
Kid: *straightens up very formal and composed * It's time for breakfast. *walks out *
Scylla: *Brush still in hair watching in amazement at her father's…abnormality *
Scylla: *Walks down the stairs to breakfast with her signature hobo gloves and death hair clips that match her father's rings perfectly*
Kid: *looks up from cereal * Oh good, you fixed your hair.
Scylla: *slightly irritated * I wasn't finished when you came in, do you really think I'd go out like that?
Kid: * completely composed* I don't know, it might've been a fashion statement.
Liz: *comes from the kitchen carrying Scylla's plate* Morning hun, did you sleep all right?
Scylla: Yeah. *sits down at the seat where her plate was placed * Thanks mom.
Kid: Liz how many times do I have to tell you, let the cook do all that. You don't need to worry about a little thing like breakfast.
Liz: *slightly miffed * Well excuse me for wanting to cook my own daughter's breakfast.
*door bell rings* That'll be Maka and Soul.
Kid: *completely out of the loop * What? Why are they here?
Scylla: It's summer break dad. Chira, Shayne, Taiko and I are all going to go sightseeing. You guys'll probably stay here and do something.
Kid: Hey, how come I never knew about this?
Liz: Cuz you'd be a complete buzz kill about it. You'd probably get all worked up worrying about stupid things like if the toilet paper is folded or not.
Kid: *stock still* But…is the toilet paper folded?
Liz: *defeated face* Oh no, please don't start this.
Soul: *from outside * Hey, you guys gonna let us in or what?
Liz: Kid…I'm gonna open the door before Soul breaks it down ok?
Kid: Have…to…check! *runs out just as Soul, Maka & Chira step in *
Maka: *completely un-phased * Is it the pictures?
Liz: *annoyed but defeated face * No I think he's gone back to the old triangular toilet paper thing again.
Chira: Hey Scyl. What's new?
Scylla: *smiles a bit * Hey Chira. Nothing much.
Chira: *grins * You ready for this trip?
Scylla: *grins back *Of course I am!
Chira: Great where are your bags, we can load them in with mine now.
Scylla: *freezes * About that…
Chira: You haven't started packing yet, have you?
Scylla: *false smile* Eh-he-he…
Chira: *rolls her eyes* Of course you haven't. Come on, I'll help you get started. *they leave to Scylla's room*
Chira: *enters Scylla's room which is, to say the least, a disaster* The contrast in personalities really is astonishing sometimes. *Remembers what Kid's room looks like; clean, neat, orderly and symmetrical, the complete opposite of Scylla's *
Scylla: Hey, are you going to help pack or just stand there insulting my place?
Chira: *smirks and starts to help Scylla pack * Skip 1 Hour
Scylla: *pooped* Phew, all done. *looks outside through the window * Huh, we've still got some daylight left
Chira: Yeah, I wonder when Taiko and Shayne and gonna get here?
Scylla: I don't know but they better hurry up, Aunt Patty's been here for over a half hour waiting and you know how she gets when she has to rebook- *sees something white and spindly looking float in through her open window and settle on her dresser * Sp-Sp-SPIDER! *ducks under her bedside table only to have it follow onto her pillow*
Chira: Wha-Scylla what's wrong? How'd you get-
Scylla: *runs to the edge of the room where the door is, hypervenelating* THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY BED! HOW CAN I SLEEP ON THAT? I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T! IT'S PROBABLY FILLED WITH SPIDER EGGS NOW! I CAN'T SLEEP IN A BED WITH SPIDER EGGS! I'M BEDLESS! HOMELESS! I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO! *falls on ground in Tantrum Pose (Knees bent under, head on one arm, the other banging the ground repeatedly) keeps spazzing about bugs and being homeless*
Kid: *walks in calmly * Scylla, Chira I just wanted to let you know- *sees the room still junky as ever *…WHY IS YOUR ROOM STILL LIKE THIS? HOW CAN YOU STAND IT? IT'S SO ASYMETRICAL, EVERYTHING'S OUT OF PLACE, NOTHING'S ALIGNED, IT'S TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE! *falls on ground in Tantrum Pose next to Scylla, spazzing about symmetry and the room's lack of it *
Chira: *aside and slightly annoyed * Suddenly the "contrast in personalities" meter has dropped to zero. *goes over to Scylla's bed to pick up the "spider", but find's it's only a dandelion puff that floated in* Um Scylla…
Scylla: *deadly depressed* What? What is it now? Are there more? There are, aren't there? I should die for letting it in; I should be squashed like a bug, yes that would be a fitting punishment, like a bug, disgusting little creatures-
Chira: *really annoyed * Hey Scylla!
Scylla: *looks up slowly still with depressed face*…Yeah?
Chira: It was just a dandelion puff. *SFX-glass breaking *
Scylla: So…there was no spider?
Chira: Nope. You really get worked up about those things don't you?
Scylla: *stands up and fixes blazer and dusts off skirt * Well that's a relief.
Kid: *still spazzing in Tantrum Pose *
Scylla: *now the irritated one * Dad, if you're just gonna get upset every time you walk in, why do you still do it? Why'd you come up here anyway?
Kid: *stops in mid-Tantrum* Oh…Tsubaki and Black Star are here.
Skip to living room
Shayne: Taiko, quit it! Get down from there!
Taiko: * on the dresser* Ha-ha-ha, never! I'm top dog around here! Taiko's on top! Yeah!
Black Star: There you go son! Why, you're almost as big a star as I was when I was your age!
Tsubaki: *annoyed/worried* Black Star, don't encourage him!
Taiko: *completely in his own world * It's all right mom, I'm Taiko! Top dog wherever I go!
Soul: *irked* Yeah, he's Black Star's kid all right.
Shayne: *hands on her hips * You're going to fall, and I'm not going to help you up.
Taiko: Ha-ha-ha, like that'd ever happen! *sees Scylla and Chira walk in and loses his footing, falling* Wah-oof!
Shayne: Ah, Taiko! *goes to help him despite her earlier promise not to*
Tsubaki: * in a mothering voice * You really should've listened to your sister.
Taiko: I-I'm all right. *is blushing when her sees Chira is staring at him* *mumbles shyly * I'm still top dog…
Black Star: *still big-headed * Hey Chira, Scylla; aren't you gonna come over here and give your uncle Black Star a great big hug?
Scylla: *they give him and Tsubaki hugs* I don't understand why you insist on us calling you uncle, your not even related to us.
Patty: The same reason I want everyone, not just you Silly, to call me Aunt Pat. It makes us feel like one big happy family!
Scylla: *irked * I asked you to stop calling me that years ago.
Chira: Scylla's all packed now, so if you all are ready we can head out.
Taiko: * jumps up, with his pride healed * All right! Lets go! *grabs his bag and runs out the door *
Shayne: *grabs her bag hurriedly* Taiko wait for me! *rushes after him *
Liz: *sarcastically to Soul, Maka and Kid* Remind you of anyone?
Maka: All right, you guys have fun ok? Send us a postcard when you get the chance.
Chira: *smiles patronizingly* Sure mom, no problem.
Kid: * fatherly voice *And be careful too. I'm sure you'll get your fair share of extra credit for school while you're out and about.
Scylla: *patronizing voice * Yes dad.
Kid & Maka: *thinking * Why do I get the feeling everything is going in one ear and out the other…
Patty: *honks horn & calls from the car * Come on! Hurry up! We don't wanna be late!
Skip to Scylla & Chira getting in the car
Kid: *running from Death Mansion * WAIT!
Scylla: *stops just before getting in * Huh? Dad?
Kid: * arrives panting and trying to hold in an uber spaz * Scylla…you're collar…
Scylla: *looks at her half folded collar * Wha-oh…
Kid: Hafta…fix it…
Scylla: Um ok…
Kid: *twitches collar down so both sides are even* *sighs * There. All better.
Scylla: * looks at him, smiles & laughs * Dad, you're so weird. *gets in the car and waves as it speeds off * Bye! See you in a few weeks!
Kid: *left standing there * I'm…weird?
((So yeah, hope you like it. More to come and all that jazz. Reviews plz!))