Hey guys! This is my first Fullmetal Alchemist Bortherhood fic, so I hope you like it. And the reason why I chose FMAB instead of FMA is because I've only seen FMAB. And I like the characters more. So again I hope you like.
WARNING: LANGUAGE, FUTURE VIOLENCE, AND POSSIBLY LEMON. I still haven't decided, so for the now the story will be T rated.
Disclaimer: If I owned the show do you really think I would've let Kimblee and Greed die?
Chapter One: Six Deadly Sins
I walked down the street from my high school with my best friend, Samantha, by my side. We had known each other since third grade and we knew almost everything about each other, it was kinda creepy. I glanced at her face, seeing her brush her long, sand-blonde hair out of her deep brown eyes. She had pale skin with freckles dotting her face. She was a couple of inches shorter than me and she had a lean frame. Most of her body strength was in her legs from playing so much soccer. At school people would always say how nice, smart, funny, and beautiful she was, while I was just "Samantha's friend". I shoved my hands into my grey jacket as I thought about how I wasn't good enough for anyone.
"So Cheyenne, what are you going to do after graduation?" Samantha asked in a happy voice, breaking me from my train of thought.
"Well, I think I might go college in Philadelphia or New York. And then I'll become a psychiatrist in an insane asylum!" I exclaimed as I pumped my arm into the air. I knew Samantha wanted to become a teacher and stay in this crappy city but I had bigger plans. The only thing that kept me in this filth hole was her. Once we finished high school we would go our separate ways and never see each other again. I dreaded the day that I would have to say goodbye to her. I pushed the idea out of my head as I turned my attention ahead of us.
Standing at the end of the street was a man near his sixties with an incredible physique for his age. He had a full head of black hair and a thick black mustache, and a blue tint to his right eye, with his left eye covered by an eye patch. He wore an old fashioned blue military suit and rested his hands on and old looking sword.
"What the fuck?" I gasped as I stopped walking.
"What is it?" Samantha asked, looking at me with concern. I tried to give her my "everything's fine" but failed miserably. I turned back towards the man to find that he had disappeared. I sighed with a mixture of relief and disappointment.
"Did you see your imaginary friend Bob?"
"I told you last week that we got into a fight and he walked away, and he's not imaginary, he's invisible!" I yelled in fury. She could really piss me off sometimes.
"Such anger for such a little human." A creepy child-like voice whispered into my ear. I whipped around, trying to find the source of the sound, but again it was just Samantha and I.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm just being delirious." I answered, half telling the truth.
"I knew it!" Samantha yelled victoriously. We looked at each other with blank expressions for a moment before we fell over laughing.
"You two smell delicious!" a bellowing voice roared. I looked up to see a something big falling from the sky. I grabbed Samantha by the hand and dragged her away. Not moments later the thing fell onto the sidewalk, making a hug dent.
The thing was a very fat bald man dressed in black that covered his body except for his arms. He had pure white eyes and saliva was drooling from his mouth. When he opened his mouth, I saw a red symbol tattooed onto his tongue. I took a couple steps back with my hand latched onto Samantha's arm. I couldn't believe this was happening.
"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!" I hollered as I ran away from the man.
"What the hell is happening!" Samantha yelled at me.
"Run, bitch, run!" I called back as I sped away. I didn't dare look back to see if Samantha was running. I had seen way too many movies where the character always looked back and then the monster would be right in front of them. I ran onto across the street and onto the field of my old middle school. I finally got the nerve to look behind me to see Samantha a couple of feet away.
When I turned my attention forward I collided with a man dressed in a black shirt and shorts. He had many muscles and black hair that made him look like a palm tree. The man grabbed me by my arms and lifted me up a couple f inches into the air. I could hear Samantha yelling at the man to put me down, but I payed little to no attention to her.
"We finally found you runt." The man said with a devious grin. I glared at him with all the hatred I could muster, but it's hard to do that to someone you actually kind of like. I brought my foot up between his legs with all the strength I could gather. He dropped his hold on me and collapsed to his knees. I fell to the ground but scrambled up to see him recovering quickly.
"That was a dirty trick you just did there." he grumbled as he glared at me. I backed away and stood by Samantha, seeing that we were surrounded by six men. Six deadly sins. Wrath, the military man; Envy, the man I kicked; and Gluttony, the fat man. There were three more that I had not seen before.
Sloth, a muscular giant standing almost twice the height of a normal man. He had chains connected to his hands and had black strands of hair covering part of his face. Pride, a young looking child with a devilish smirk on his face. He is surrounded by his black shadows, having huge smiles and creepy red eyes. Greed, a teenage looking man with long black hair pulled back into a pony tail. He had his arms crossed over his chest and a "you might as well back down" look on his face.
"Fuck this, I surrender." I as I raised my hands in defeat.
"Wait, what?" Samantha, Greed, and Envy asked in unison, while Pride, Sloth, Gluttony, and Wrath had surprised looks on there faces.
"I've already had a crappy day, and I'm not about to get my ass kicked fighting you guys when I know I'm just going to lose any way!" I answered a little angrily. "Plus, I refuse to fight Greed and Pride."
"And why is that?" Greed inquired with an eyebrow raised.
"I have my reasons." I answered with a smirk. I looked over and saw that Samantha was confused over everything that had just happened.
"Yo Samantha, you know the show Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood that I keep talking about?" she nodded her head yes. "Well I'd like you to meet the villains of the show: Sloth, Wrath, Gluttony, Envy, Pride, and Greed." I indicated to all of the homonculi in front of us.
"You mean the seven deadly sins?"
"Yes, but they're missing Lust." At the mention of Lust's name Gluttony sighed in sadness. I walked over to him and patted him on the shoulder. "There, there Gluttony, I miss Lust too. She was an interesting character and I liked her. It's too bad she got burnt to a crisp."
"So, what do you guys want with us?" I asked the group, looking at Pride because he was the head homonculi.
"Father wants you two as sacrifices for his plan." Pride answered arrogantly.
"So this means we have to go with you back to your world?" Pride answered the question with a nod of his head. "Sweet!"
Samantha had a look of horror and curiosity as to why I would want to go with them. Instead of explaining to her my reasoning of my choices, I looked over at Greed and caught his eye.
"Are you gay?" I asked him with a serious expression.
"Of course not!" he answered back a little embarrassed.
"Are you dead?"
"Do I look like I'm dead?"
"No, not really. Are you fictional?"
"How could I be fictional if I'm standing right in front of you?"
"Good point, and finally, are you taken?"
"I'm Greed the Avaricious, babe. I never settle down with just one girl." At that statement I was both happy and disappointed. Samantha walked over towards me with a happy grin and slapped me in the face, hard. The sound of the impact made both Envy and Greed cringe, Pride, Wrath, and Sloth looked like they could care less, and Gluttony just looked hungry.
"If you two are friends, why did you slap her?" Envy asked curiously.
"We made a slap bet to see if I could meet anyone who could prove me theory wrong, and I lost the bet." I answered a little happy to know that Greed proved my theory wrong.
"And what exactly is your theory?" Wrath questioned a little irritated that we were talking for so long.
"That all hot guys are gay, dead, fictional, or taken." I explained. "Is by any chance Ling one of those?" Greed shook his head, a little annoyed at me for asking my questions. Samantha smiled deviously as she slapped me again, this time harder.
"You know, I'm getting real sick of you slapping me!" I shouted. Samantha just giggled at my reaction.
"So, how we getting to their world?" my blonde friend asked.
"Through the gate of course." I answered with a mischievous smile. I had big plans once we got to Amestris.
So...what'd ya think? Now go and reveiw this fic or Gluttony will come and eat you.
