A/N: okay, it's been a very long time since I posted the first one, I know. But this is what happens when I get bored. XD

R&R, and enjoy!~

- Bitches-Love-Canons

Chat room with the Cullen's 2:

MindReaderSince1918, ChocolateBells, TinkerBell, ChillPill, HotDoc, Monkey-man,and PrettyPinkRose has logged on.

MindReaderSince1918: Emmett change my name, it's too long.

Monkey-man: That's what Bella said.

ChocolateBells: I said what now?

ChillPill: XD Emmett

HotDoc: Um. What?

MindReaderSince1918: EMMETT.

Monkey-man: fine! GOD, you're no fun!

Monkey-man logs off.

ChillPill: you're too picky, Eddy.

MindReaderSince1918: Bite me, Jasper.

Monkey-man: k, click refresh.

Megamind: Seriously, Emmett? Megamind? How original. T.T

Monkey-man: better than the other one I thought of..

Hotdoc: Emmett...

Monkey-man: FIIIINNE.

Monkey-man logs off

ChillPill: I can't think of anything worse than lonelyvirgin.. XD

Monkey-man logs on

Monkey-man: click refresh, Eddy boy.

StupidShinyVolvoOwner: EMMETT!

Monkey-man: what? It's true!

Tinkerbell: XD

HotDoc: ...Cx

StupidShinyVolvoOwner: CHANGE IT. NOW.

Monkey-man: fine, asshole.

HotDoc: Emmett!

Monkey-man logs off

Tinkerbell: I hear him laughing upstairs.. o.o

Monkey-man logs on

Monkey-man: refresh..

WereWolvesRSexi: HELL NO.

Monkey-man: fine!

Monkey-man logs off

Tinkerbell: XD

PrettyPinkRose: ew.

ChillPill: someone needs a chill pill. XD

Monkey-man logs on:

Monkey-man: refresh

DebussyRoxMySox: a little long.. but it's okay I guess.

HotDoc: much better, I agree.

PrettyPinkRose: aw, Emmy never has any fun anymore. :(

Tinkerbell: wait until Christmas.

Monkey-man: I'm listening..

Tinkerbell: no.

Monkey-man: Please?

Everyone but Monkey-man:

No, Emmett.

Monkey-man: :(

Monkey-man logs off

PrettyPinkRose: damn it!

PrettyPinkRose logs off

Tinkerbell: guys.

ChillPill: ya?

DebussyRoxMySox: wat?

chocolateBells: ?

HotDoc: Yes,Alice?

Tinkerbell: hide all the paint in the house.

Everyone but Tinkerbell:

Why?

Tinkerbell: you dare question me?

everyone: no...

ALUCARD logs on

Monkey-man logs on

Monkey-man: who the hell are you?

alucard: your worst nightmare

Monkey-man: quick,throw some glitter on him!

everyone but alucard: *throws glitter

Alucard: NOOOOOO!

PoliceGirl logs on

PoliceGirl: noooo, MASTER!

PoliceGirl and Alucard logs off

Monkey-man who the fuck were they!?

HotDoc: Apparently a joke.

Tinkerbell: Ha! XD

ChillPill: ...I'm going to go play Halo.. you in,Em?

Monkey-man: hells ya,bro!

DebussyRoxMySox: me too!

DebussyRoxMySox, Monkey-man, and ChillPill log off.

Tinkerbell: Bella...

ChocolateBells: ...NO.

ChocolateBells logs off

Tinkerbell: you can run, but you can't hide,Swan!

HotDoc: ...MOMMY!

HotDoc logs off

Tinkerbell: MWAAHAHAHA

Tinkerbell logs off

A/N annnd there we have it! Review Please! Maybe I'll make a third one!

- Bitches-Love-Canons

*Formerly*

- V-Is-4-Vampire