me:ok this is my new fanfic, enjoy and r and r

chapter 1: arriving, week old chilidogs, and the blue screen of death

it was a not so nromalk day for a certian jester in the mushroom kingdom, he had been invited to be the princesses body guard at peaches castle, and he took the offer, as long as he got to see his friends at castle bleck he was fine with it, he packed his things and set off...

*some hours later*****

dimentio56 collapsed at the dorrway as his suitcase made a loud CLONK by his side, notifying the whole nine yards that he had arrived.

mario opened the door and looked down at the passed out jester." um peach? did you order a new rug?, because if you did it arrived...why white and yellow though?" mario said as peach walked over to the front door to see what he meant." rug?...i didn't order a rug mario i-oh my..we better get him inside..."peach said as she and mario lifted dimentio56 from the ground.

*meanwhile...*

the irken friend of dimentio56 known as invaderstar29, star or star29 for short was playing poker with toad in the lobby of the castle as peach and mario carried the downed clown through the door.". . .4 pair"toad said as he revealed his cards."full house! I WIN!"star29 shouted as he got the 100 coin pot." . . .forget this..im going to play unreal tournament..."toad muttered as he walked off.

star counted the coins as he heard shouting coming from the room where the computer is, also where the 3 paintings of peach are..."Schneller geladen werden! Ich will spielen verdammt Unreal Tournament! Das Spiel laden!" toad shouted at the computer as the irken teen walked in."good grambi, and i thought zim was loud, whats wrong fungus kid?"." the game wont load it wo-DAMMIT!" toad said as the computer blue screened. and toad began beating the crap out of it.

*meanwhile in a diffrent room, the room to bob omb battlefeild*

while star29 was calming the pissed off toad down, peach tried to wake dimentio56 , while mario was eating pasta in a corner."hmm...mario how can we wake him?"peach asked over the slurps of mario."hmm...i know!"mario said as he dashed over and stuck a chilidog in front of the jester, slowely the jester awoke, and saw the chilidog."is that a chilidog?" he asked."yep! one week old!"mario answered with gleeful ran to the kitchen which was in the jolly roger bay painting roomand vomited into the empty sink as peach ran after him to clean it up, mario threw the expired frank out th window, where it put an arm around the jesters slumped shoulders to comfort him as he emptied his stomach, he stopped , cleaned his mouth off and peach rinsed the sink out as dimentio walked into the room where the two others where , and sat on the bed that was in there, panting from pure exuastion. peach walked over to the jester and sat by him, toad and star29 were trying to fix the computer and didn't notice the two."you ok?"she asked dimentio56."yea..i feel pretty hungry though..." he said as he soon felt better."well you did empty your whole stomach into my sink, so of course your hungry."she responded."oh, yea..sorry about that" dimentio56 said."nah, its ok, lets get you some food"she said as her and dimentio56 left the room leaving the other two to try to fix the computer.

"ok see the disk goes here"star29 told toad."nuh uh it goes here" the fungus person said as he pointed to the dvd rom driveand the two began to fight, making a classic fight cloud. mario was taking a shower in front of the lethal lava land painting in a random shower, when luigi appeared by him."HAI MARIO!" luigi shouted scaring him. "AHHHHH!" mario said as he punched luigi out of the shower." oh hi luigi...im trying to shower, go be gay somewhere else.." masrio said as he continued showeringand luigi walked off to somewhere else.

*in the computer room*

toad and star finnaly stopped fighting as the computer loaded up, the windows 98 logo apearing on loaded up unreal tournament when suddenly it blue screened. a fatal error has accored, all open programs will be terminated

press any key to-$RD#R$^ %T^%T %$ T%$CFRHGHVDNHN

the screen said. "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" toad shouted in darth vader fashion.

END OF CHAPTER

me: soooo? how was it? post your reviews in that little review box and tell me what you thought. no flames plz dimentio96 out...