The Return of Phil the Mexican Hipster Princess in 3D
After Phil doing all of his great things trouble brewed at a starbucks.A group villians called "BaconHaterz"(the z makes them hip).Decide to try and kill Phil(OH NOHS).But one of Phils loyal subjects half man (Backstory:A Tyranasaurous Pig ate half of him to clear things up k.)Warned Phil of this IBF came to help with witness protection said the place with the most they sent him to Ireland under the name of Phil the not mexican made friends with an american on twitter named told him that Denmark has the most was outraged with this Phil had an idea to go on a quest to jumped on a horse and rode it backwards off in the horse magically turned into bacon and the horses name was eat Phil and eat me were trying to figure out where Denmark was cause they had no they quickly took over France and asked for direction(Btw the french looked at Phil and surrendered).Off they went again and there waas was sharks,lasers and sharks with Phils hipsterness was too much for made it Denmark but eat me was ate became Philmark and he ate bacon for phil missed his glasses,his mustache and his phil had a fancy dress party where he wore had a mustache,hipster glasses and the BaconHaterz where there and they realised it was then Bakley ran in to help killjoy(Phils other friend)went beserker on the BaconHaterz cause they hate that Phil was safe and he somehow teleported Mexico over to Denmark and connected them to form"BaconLand".Everyone had Bacon.
The End
BACON BACON BACON