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Note: Pure dialogue! It's just something I'm doing for the heck of it. Feel free to flame or fame it in the reviews :)
Ron/Hermione:
"I thought you said Harry was meeting us here at nine."
"I thought he said nine!"
"Are you sure?"
"Not really, no. I had you chewing with your mouth open beside me when he told me but I can assure you that it sounded like nine!"
"I don't think he said nine, Mione. He's obviously not here."
"And how would you knew, Ronald? He's not exactly going to be visible!"
Ron/Ginny:
"Do you like Harry?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Oh bloody hell, you like Harry!"
"I do not like Harry!"
"I'm telling Harry that you like him."
"Ronald Bilius Weasley, I swear by Merlin's beard that if you tell him that you won't live to see the light of day!"
Ginny/Hermione/Harry
"I don't understand why Ron would like to snog that horrible girl. She's an absolute idiot."
"She's completely daft."
"I can't believe I am sitting here listening to this."
"Hermione doesn't admit her feelings for Ron aloud ever, can't you just appreciate her sharing it with us, Harry?"
"I am not saying that I like him! I am merely saying that Lavender Brown is an idiot and Ron certainly can do better. She's annoying, that's all I'm getting at."
"We all see that you like Ron. Just admit it."
"Harry, don't be so mean."
"I'm not being mean."
"It doesn't matter because I DON'T LIKE RON!"
Snape/Lilly
"Why do you stay with James if he never listens to you?"
"What do you mean?"
"I hear you tell him not to torment me. He never listens."
"He's a boy, Severus. You know he'll never listen to me. Just like you never listen to me."
"I do listen to you. You just never return the favor."
"I hear everything you say. It hurts me just as much as when James doesn't listen either. I'm losing no matter which side I'm on."
"Then why do you stay with him?"
"For the same reasons that I stay friends with you."
"He'll never deserve you, Lilly. Surely you can see that."
"I see a lot of things. But I never thought of them as prizes."
"You are too kind and too selfless. It makes me sad sometimes."
"Feel sorrow not for me, Severus. You know I'm well."
"And I know your still with James. And he never listens to a word you say."
"Neither do you, but still here I sit."
"Then please never leave."
Luna/Draco
"That apple looks very big. Daddy says that those specially grown with magic extracted from nargls. It's amazing the variety of uses and annoyances nargls have."
"Why are you talking to me, you filthy freak?"
"Oh, hello Draco Malfoy. I didn't see you there."
"How could you not see me? I'm bloody handsome! Nobody with eyes could miss me standing here."
"I was distracted by your apple. It's very green. It reminds me of sun-bleached grass on a spring afternoon."
"You're a freak."
"And you have a nice apple."
Molly/Sirius
"James would be so proud of you and the positive role you're playing in Harry's life."
"James would be proud that Harry protected me from Azkaban. He always appreciated mischievous behavior. I was surprised that we didn't end up in Slytherin, you know. Not that I am particularly unhappy be a Gryffindor."
"I think you fit the bill quite well. James always did too."
"You know, I always figured James got into Gryffindor because Lilly was sorted there. He whispered to me as soon as she passed, 'I want in her House. She's cute.' He was on her tail since day one, wasn't he?"
"I can't say that it would surprise me. Some days I wonder how Fred and George ended up in Gryffindor and how Percy didn't end up in Ravenclaw. I guess they all asked that bloody hat for Gryffindor. I must admit, I would like to see some colors other than maroon and gold about my house."
"Molly, sometimes I forget how funny you are."
"And I sometimes forget that you're an adult."
Lavender/Hermione
"Stop staring at my Won Won."
"I wouldn't stare at anything that is called a Won Won."
"You're looking at him. I saw you."
"I wasn't aware that I wasn't allowed to look places. I must apologize for not knowing. Next time I shall consult you before I lift my head up!"
"Don't speak to me that way. Won Won would be very angry if he found out."
"Well let your Won Won know that I could hex him faster than he could say 'Hermione.' He's not exactly bright, is he!"
Ginny/Katie
"Harry is wobbly today."
"He's nervous to have you on the team."
"What?"
"Didn't you know? He fancies you."
"I wish everyone would stop with that nonsense. Harry doesn't fancy me."
"And you don't mutter his name when you sleep at night."
"How do you know that? We don't share a dorm!"
"We don't have to."
"I don't fancy Harry."
"And we won't win today's game."
"Katieā¦this isn't funny."
Draco/Hermione
"Mudblood."
"Traitor."
"How dare you speak to me like that!"
"And how dare you think I give a damn, Malfoy."
"Come back here, and insult me to my face!"
"I'm afraid that I'd puke if I did!"
"WATCH YOUR BACK, GRANGER! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"
"With Muggle money, I'm sure!"
Also note that these go in random order so a section might take place in fourth year and then jump to a seventh year and then jump to pre-Hogwarts and so on and so forth. It's just different conversations I thought might occur between characters since there's so much time that we don't get to experience in the books and movies :) Again, flame or fame in the reviews :)
