PokèShort 3,

The Unfairness

So one school morning Riolu just got up at 8 before Goodra.

Once Goodra did wake up, (after Riolu left because Riolu used Vaccum Wave on her alarm clock. Purposely.)she had realized Riolu was already gone.

She saw her busted-up alarm clock.

Goodra: Oh, Riolu must have concocted a plan for something stupid again..

Riolu on his way to school,

Riolu: Ha ha! My plan is working!

I neeeed to get that prize(which was a new tablet that was $967 if you tried to buy in a store) before school ends for 1,000 tickets. I've been saving up since October!I now have 977. And Mr. Farfetch'd said the first one in class gets 50!That's more than enough.

In school,

He was first, so, Farfetch'd gave him the tickets. But he couldn't spend it until after lunch. Apparently, that played a big role in the Pokèshort.

So.During lunch.

Riolu got his lunch and sat with the crew.

Riolu: This "air conditioning" is crap. Its just a Fan on every table.

Charmander: Hey, I like the heat.

Squirtle: I don't.

Riolu: That's why I brought our portable fans.

Charmander: Awesome. Wait, Pikachu isn't here yet.

Oshawott is one of their friends too.

Oshawott: Is this seat taken?

Riolu: Sorry, it is. We're waiting for Pikachu.

Then,

Exeggutor Shouting: HEY GUYS, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?!

Riolu: OKAY, YOU CAN SIT HERE OSHAWOTT.

Oshawott: OKAY, THANK YOU.

Charmander: WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING?

Riolu: BECAUSE MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING FROM

EXEGGUTOR. Ok, Its normal again.

Pikachu: Why is Oshawott in my seat?

Riolu: Thats why. *Points to Exeggutor*

Pikachu: I don't see him...

He was behind Riolu. Riolu was holding his tickets.

Exeggutor behind Riolu: Boo!

Riolu: Aah!

Then his tickets flew in the air, and got shredded because of the "air conditioning"

Riolu: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?

Exeggutor: I don't know! Why?

Riolu: Oh, you STUPID--

Charmander: Riolu. Let. It. Go.

Riolu: Fine, but just this once.

Charmander rolling his eyes:Ugh. You say that every time..

Okay, so after lunch,

Riolu was looking at all of the prizes.

Riolu: Oh, there are the tablets.

He was only thinking about stealing one.

He didn't even touch it, or anything else, and they all exploded.

Riolu: So that's why they're new.

No one has ever been able to buy one! Or because it's too expensive.