Hey guys! Another story. I hope you enjoy. It's not my best, but I think it's hilarious.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or the Four Swords Parody. The parody can be found here: .com/watch?v=1s85VfbfVz8.


Three young boys sat around a small blaze, none of them acknowledging each other's presence. They all wore different color clothing to go along with their different personalities. The one in the ocean tunic was clutching a deku-cat doll trying to keep his green eyes open long enough to know what was going on. Another was in a ruby tunic scowling at the fire as if it would magically just get up and walk away. The last was in an emerald tunic and his aquamarine eyes showed confusion whenever someone used big words around him.

"Hey guys, did you finish setting up camp?" another guy asked flipping his long blonde hair flamboyantly. He had just skipped up to the campfire of acquaintances. He was wearing a violet tunic similar to his comrades.

"I set up the tent... Over there... So I can sleep," the blue boy replied laying his brown curls on his cat doll. His eyes fluttered shut in seconds.

"I got the fire started! Heh heh BURN! BURN!" the red tunic boy exclaimed. He had an evil glint in his hazel eyes. His curl twitched in the light of the fire.

"OK. I like got the clothes all like washed and like hung up to dry. And I totally embroidered our initials onto the chest. It's just like fabulous!" the violet one stated pointing over to the giant chest. It now said H. K. in blue, L. V. in red, A. F. J. in green, and F. L. in purple. They all seemed to cringe at the sight.

"Gosh, I wonder what Ivan's up to," Alfred said while he stuffed his face with yet another burger.

"You've never wondered that 'cause YOU DON'T THINK!" Lovino shouted.

"Well, excuse me, Princess," a Spanish boy sarcastically mocked.

"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" Lovino bellowed.

"Hey… what about… this guy?" Heracles asked yawning in boredom.

"I'll get your awesome, but not as awesome as me, gadgets," Gilbert growled as his bird squawked. And the moon up in the sky seemed to chant, "Marry me. Marry me. Marry me," with a crazed look in its eyes.


Not my usual style, but whatever. Review?