A/N: I honestly don't know how this started. I looked at my socks and imagined if Hannah Montana was on them shudders I'd die. Thus, this came from that...I think. Meantioned SanaKiri since that's my OTP now. Spread the SanaKiri love!
For Kirihara, going through Sanada-fukubuchou's things was one of his favorite past times. There was always something to snatch to trade for a kiss or some sort of public show of affection, which Sanada attempted to abstain from but never seemed to work. Finding something to embarrass his boyfriend with was one of Kirihara's main goals of each day. Even if Sanada threatened to break up with him every time, he knew it was one of the more enjoyable parts of his day. He would even sneak embarrassing little things in his bag for Kirihara to steal to use as a hostage later on in the day.
But, on one day after Christmas break, Sanada forgot to put an object in his bag. Poor little Kirihara was devastated. He had wanted to get ice cream after school and this was the only way to get Sanada to pay……Even if he made his kouhai get sugar free, it was still worth it.
Almost giving up, Kirihara spotted something pink at the bottom of Sanada's bag. Reaching his arm deep within the bag, Kirihara produced a pair of Hannah Montana socks from his fuku-bu-boyfriend's bag. For the longest time, Kirihara stared at the socks. The odd socks. Why would Sanada have Hannah Montana socks in the bottom of his bag? She was like a Mary Sue. She was a normal girl who was really pop star. Wasn't that a Mary Sue? Wasn't it?
Kirihara gasped; maybe Sanada was going to dump him so he could fantasize about Hannah Montana all day long. Maybe he would quit school and focus on her all day long! He couldn't let that happen! Dropping the socks where they were, Kirihara raced from the club house to plot the murder of Hannah Montana.
Meanwhile, while Kirihara was leaving the club house, Yukimura entered. His sister had dropped her Hannah Montana socks in his book bag that morning and he had slipped them in Genichirou's book bag for safe keeping. The stoic fuku-buchou would never notice them and Yukimura was safe until practice ended. Imagine the torture if Rikkaidai's girls learnt that he had Hannah Montana socks, his reputation would be ruined.
Thank God for oblivious fukubuchou's.