What is your favorite color: Black.
What are you wearing right now: Clothes, like any sensible person.
What are you doing right now: Isn't it obvious? Filling out a bloody survey!
Why are you doing this: Because I'm bored as hell, and I've already searched the hall for students out after curfew three bloody times.
Are you short: No.
Are you tall: Yes.
How many people have you ever been in a relationship with: 0
How many people have you ever been in a serious relationship with: 0
What is your name: Oh, so you ask me AFTER you ask about my relationships!
How many friends do you have: None.
What are their names: Bob and Twinkle. Why the Hell do you care?
Have you ever died: Would I be answering this if I were dead?
How old are you: At the current time? Why the Hell do you care?
What is your current occupation: Ah, my occupation. Living, Death Eater, and Mad Scientist (A.K.A Potions Master)
Cats or dogs: For what?
What's your zodiac sign: Capricorn
What color is smoke: Orange with purple polka-dots. What the Hell color do you think
smoke is, you dolt!
Who is your childhood hero: Childhood hero? I wasn't aware I had one.
Who is your childhood nemesis: James Potter and Sirius Black
Where you ever involved in a cult: I refuse to answer
How many body piercing/tattoos do you want: None, thanks.
What is the last thing you ate: Food
Do you prefer winter or summer: Winter, everything is so much more beautiful when it's dead and nobody else is outside to enjoy it.
Do you prefer nighttime or daytime: Nighttime. See above answer.
Have you ever murdered someone: I don't feel comfortable answering that…
Have you ever attempted suicide: See above answer for details.
Have you ever tried to pick up a date at a bar: Please! I have some morals, y'know!
Have you ever been expelled: No, but I came very close once.
Have you ever gotten into a fistfight: No, wands work much better.
What is the first thing you think of when you read the following:
Potters – Hell, my own personal Hell.
Wood - Wand
Bumblebee - Dumbledore
Mars - War
The Happy Place of Cheerfulness – Dumbledore during Christmas
Therapy – Needed badly
Aspen – Wands
Ferrets – Draco Malfoy
Dark – Comfort
Lord – No thanks
Heaven – Well, if it exists, I won't be going there!
Werewolf – The Remus Lupins
Cult – Death Eaters
Who are your top five least favorite people you've ever met:
5. You
4. Dolores Umbridge
3. Tom Riddle
2. James Potter
1. Sirius Black
What is your favorite:
Rock band: Noise? Are you kidding me?
Holiday: Halloween; I can stalk around and scare people AND have an excuse.
Fictional Character: No comment.
Book: Again, no comment.
Pair of socks: What? What the Hell kind of question is that?
Curse word: Hell
Beast you can transform into: I can? I believe you mean a Werewolf or Vampire? Vampire.
YOUR RESULTS:
You're likeliness of finding a perfect match: -132.9
You are a complete and utter sarcastic git who is highly unlikely to ever find anyone they are compatible with. You are very interesting, and rather smart, but you are to busy insulting people to show off your true level of genius. Instead of insulting someone, try complimenting them, and being a bit more social. You need a few more friends! If all else fails, just go straight out and ask someone out! You are highly capable of life alone, and don't think you need anyone to be happy, but we've all seen how that has turned out, so go get a someone in your life and stop being a sarcastic git before nobody even dares to look at you!
A/N:
Well, I hope I made someone laugh, if not, oh well, I should give up Comedy.