"Kira." I looked up to find Ryuuzaki staring into the laptop currently sitting in front of his body, in the usual position of course, on the two person bed. Apparently, he was an insomniac, explaining the dark bags under his eyes. "Kira has taken two more victims."
"That's great, Ryuuzaki. Now go to sleep."
"By saying that Kira taking two more human lives is 'great', is Light-kun acknowledging the fact he is in fact-" I cut him off, already knowing what he was going to say.
"Don't even start. Being chained to you has worn me out. PLEASE let me get some sleep!"
Silence passed between us as I tried to fall asleep and Ryuuzaki typed away on that goddamn laptop. Today was the first day of being chained together, and it obviously wasn't going too well.
Tap tap tap tap tap.
Click.
Tap tap tap.
The noise of the keys kept jerking me out of my sleep. I have been and always will be a light sleeper.
Tap tap.
Click tap tap tap tap tap.
Suddenly the tapping came to a halt. A few minutes passed, and as i was about to slip into unconsciousness when I heard a whisper.
"Light-kun." I ignored it. I assumed it was something or rather about the case.
"Light-kun. I know you are awake. I have a slight problem which requires your attention. I groaned.
"Whaaaat?" I mumbled groaning again.
"I require the facilities." Now that he mentioned it, I had the same problem, but I wasn't getting up now. And anyway, I wasn't going to 'do my buisiness' in front of him, nor did I want to watch him while he did his. "Because of the handcuffs, I am afraid you must come, too."
"No." I moaned.
"Yagami-kun, there is a 89% chance that this bed will become wet within the next five minutes if you don't get out of the bed, and a 100% chance that I will be forced to shove your face in it."
"Alright, alright, just shut up with the percents already, would you?" I hissed as I slowly worked my way out of the bed. As soon as I was standing upright, I felt the full extent of my need to urinate. I doubled over, realizing that I hadn't gone all day, due to the fact that I wanted to avoid this scenario.
"Shit" I muttered as every muscle in my body contracted as I tried to hold it in for as long as I could. It did no good, and I felt something warm trickling down my pants. "SHIT" I said, much louder this time. I felt the detective staring at me as the torture continued.
"It seems Yagami-kun has just peed his pants." L stated simply as it finally stopped. "Now, if we may proceed to the washroom…"
I absent-mindedly followed behind the bizarre man and wondered what he would do when he was done. He began to undo his zipper and I averted my eyes to the spot near the bed, and was sad to see that there was a large stain present. "Shit" I muttered for the third time that night.
What was he going to do?