The Crazy Fangirls from an Other Dimension

Written together with my friend Anne, who is awesome.

prologue

It seemed to be a perfectly normal day. People were getting tortured in Tartarus and minions were getting roasted. Yep, everything was perfectly normal. So I thought. It all started when I walked out of the underworld to get the paper.

I killed the mailman (as usual) and picked up the paper. When at once I saw two blue eyes staring at me. And next to them I saw a pair of brown eyes appearing. I pulled up my eyebrows and stared back.

'Can I help you?' I said.

They kept on staring. I started to get a little scary. This was not a good sign, 'cause I am the freakin' lord of the underworld.

'He talked to us!' the brown-eyes monster (aka girl) said.

I decided to be polite. 'Name is Hades, lord of the dead. How ya doin'?'

They started to scream hysterically. 'I think I'm going to faint!' the blue-eyes one yelled.

'Who. Are. You?' I asked, gritting my teeth.

One started to hyperventilate. 'She's Mina,' the other said. 'I'm Anne. WE ARE YOUR BIGGEST FANS!'

This was a rather strange devellopment. 'Right,' I twitched my eyes. 'So you guys are dead or something?'

The other one - Mina - started to breath normal. 'No. But I've got the feeling I'm in heaven.'

Right. These two were serious nutcases. I decided to walk back slowly. 'Just asking for fun: if you're not dead, what in the hell are you doing here?'

They looked at eachother. 'Stalking you,' they said with creepy perverse smiles on there faces.

'Oh really?' I mused with a devious leer on my face. 'May I ask you why?'

'Because you're the most awesome god ever!' Anne said.

'And because you're hot,' Mina added.

'Well, I can't deny that.' I started to like these girls.

'Can I hug you?' Mina said, with tears of happiness in her eyes.

'Ehhh, yeah, why not?' I shrugged.

She tackled me. Memo to me: Never. Ever. Let a girl hug me again.

When I scraped my face of the ground and trew a fireball in her direction, they clapped in their hands.

'He got mad at us!' they screamed together. 'Awesome!'

'Uhhmm... Do you want some nectar or something?' I asked.

This time, Anne really fainted.

Mina could only stare at me.

This day promised to be strange.