A man was sitting in a green chair in a large dark office. The man had bright orange hair. He had many piercing on his face. His eyes were his most noticeable feature. They had 6 rings around the pupil. He wore a long flowing black robe with red clouds. He wore a ninja headband with a scratch through it. This mans name was Nagato, or as he liked to be called "Pain". He was sitting there wondering about what had happened in the past couple of months. "Dammit, I've lost so many operatives in the past month. All we have left is Konan, Zetsu, Myself times 6, Kisame, and Tobi. What am I going to do?! I have half of the number there used to be. If I run a membership drive Konoha will find me and then I'm dead. I mean we can't be a secret organization if everyone knows where we are. The only reason everyone is dying is because they get in trouble with Konoha. So they need to stop hunting Jinchuuriki for awhile until the heat dies down. How should I tell them"?
The door opened and a woman steeped into Pain's office. "Um, sir here's the cocoa you wanted" said the mystery woman who was possibly his secretary." "GO AWAY JIMUKAN" yelled Pain quite rudely. "Sir what about the cocoa" inquired Jimukan. "Just-just set it on the desk. One thing before you set the cocoa down. Why did you come in? Didn't you see the sign I put on the doorknob?!" asked Pain in a frank and slightly rude manner. "Well sir there is no sign. You told me to tell you to make a sign today that says "plotting do not disturb" yet you left for your morning golf game so fast so I couldn't tell you. Then it just slipped my mind to tell you when you got back. So know I decided to since there was no sign of you doing anything of major importance in your office" replied Jimukan. "Do you know what Jimukan? I just need you to set down the cocoa and since I can't trust my self make the sign for me. Got it?" said Pain with his last nerve being pressed beyond its limits. "Yes sir, of course sir" said Jimukan quickly. She quickly left the room.
"Uh" groaned Pain irritably. "Why is everything crashing around my ears? The plan was simple "take over the world". Not asking for much. All I, we want is to make every citizen bow before our will. Oh, and what does Masashi Kishimoto do? Destroy everything I've ever wanted by killing us off 1 by 1! Oh Geez…" mumbled Pain under his breath. "There are so many ways to solve this little membership problem. I could drop this whole idea. No, NO I can't give up. There's got to be a way" said Pain as he paced his office, wondering of the things that might happen and possible solutions.
Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. Wondering who was too much of a stupid git not to read the sign Pain decided to see who it was. "Oh wait" Pain thought "there is no sign". Just before Pain opens he door it gets busted down by Kisame. "Hey Pain weren't we going golfing this afternoon? I've been working on my club swing. I want to try my new style. I found out that ol' shark skin is a great driver" said Kisame enthusiastically. "Dude, I would love to but I can't. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate today and..., uh I already went golfing" said Pain sounding embarrassed. "What" said Kisame instantly thrown into a demonic rage. "Why you little" yelled Kisame as he went for the Homer Simpson Strangle hold. Pain quickly ducked out of the way and gave Kisame a simple fist to the head. "Listen dude, you don't have to get so angry man. Have you been going to those anger management seminars I told you about" said Pain in a calming voice. "Yeah" said Kisame reluctantly. "Now dude, take deep breaths and calm down. We'll go golfing tomorrow. Okay" said Pain soothingly. "Ok, but if you ditch me tomorrow you are boned man" said Kisame with an anger rising up in his voice as he left the room.
"Finally I have some time to think" said Pain sounding relived. "Now then how should I tell them? Hmm, let's see here. Okay here's one um, you all get a 5 year vacation. Wait that is it! Yes!", said Pain to himself. Then another knock at the door, though it wasn't a loud knock like everyone else's it was soft and calm. Then suddenly Pain realized who it was. His heart started to race his mind was thinking of what to say and his face almost turned as red as his hair. He ran to the door. He cleaned himself up quickly before he opened the door and there stood a woman. She was the only girl in the Akatsuki. Well except for Deidara but I digress. She had blue hair. She had two studs on her bottom lip. In her blue hair was a small flower. She wore the same cloak as the other Akatsuki members.
"Hello Pain, how are you today" her voice was feminine voice. She added a cute emphasis on "you". " Hi Konan I-I-I'm fine how are you" nervously stammered Pain. "That's always cute Nagato. That little stammering thing you do. So do you have any ideas for membership" said Konan. She always called him Nagato when he did something she thought was cute or funny. "Yeah just give the members a 5 year vacation where the only thing they can't do is, get in trouble with the law. Over this time you and I can look for new members said Pain triumphantly. Immediately Konan became much more seductive. "Well, now we might be able to have some fun over those 5 years. I mean we could strengthen our relationship" said Konan seductively. "We-we-well sure that sounds fantastic" said Pain in nervous and jittery excitement. "Now I need to call a meeting for the Akatsuki members so we'll talk later, ok" said Pain with the nervousness slowly leaving. "Sure thing then Pain" said Konan as she left the room. Pain went over to his desk and pressed the intercom button. "Everyone report to the meeting room. I repeat everyone head to the meeting room. Soon Afterwards Pain left his office and headed towards the meeting room. As he passed his secretary he asked if she made the sign. Jimukan replied with a simple yes. Pain thanked Jimukan and walked towards the meeting room.
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He soon arrived at the meeting room. The door to the room was large and made of dark wood. The designs set on the door gave it an ominous feeling. Slowly Pain opened the door. It made a loud clichéd creak as the door opened. The room itself was large and dark. The only lights that were on were over the chair each member sat in. The meeting table itself was not a long table like you would think. It actually had more of a "The Legion of Doom" setup. Some of the chairs were empty of course. Everyone was there except for Pain whose chair was of course at the highest part of the seating arrangements. He quickly got into his chair. "This emergency meeting of the Akatsuki shall now come to order. First order of business is our extreme lack of members. As we well know Konoha has been killing our members. Let's review the deaths. First was Sasori who was killed by a 15 year old and his grandma. Chuckles came up after hearing this. They've heard it many, many times but it was still funny none the less. Next was Deidara who was killed by Sasuke Uchiha. Hidan is in tiny pieces and alive still but he's stuck in a hole in the ground. Orochimaru ran off to try to kill us. Kakuzu was murdered 5 times. Itachi has died due to over usage of his sharingan. So any ideas on why our members keep dying off? No one answered. "It is truly simple we keep getting in trouble with Konoha we need to take a vacation until the heat dies down. Since we have done a lot in the past couple of years we'll need to wait a long time. I'd say 5 years" said Pain frankly. Everyone agreed with the idea. "Now you can do anything you want over this period. The only thing you can't do is kill people or break the law and get a bounty placed on your head. Now that we've gotten that across this meeting of the Akatsuki is adjourned. Now pack your things we leave at dawn" said Pain professionally. Everyone left the room after Pain finished talking. Everyone thought one thing as they left the room. "What will happen to our organization"?