His decapitated body stared into the depths of hell.
It didn't have to be like this.
Sky was giggling after winning the 1 billion trillion dollars, with everyone cheering for her.
Now, falling into the depths of despair, Ezekiel thought to himself, why?
This is what happened 30 minutes ago.
He had just stolen the million from Heather during the finale of TDWT, he was thrilled! He got his money and he could finally fix himself after becoming a messed up goblin thing (that he DESERVES to be because he fucking suck). Alas, it obviously just wasn't meant to be. See, after he stole the million, things started happening on the volcano. Nobody told Zeke of course because he sucks and nobody bothered telling him!
So, what did happen, you ask? Let's find out.
"Eh, I'm dumb, eh!" Ezekiel chanted, tossing the money around everyone. He then heard the volcano erupt.
"Not good, eh!" He squealed as it went inside of every hole in his body, seeping in slowly so he could feel all the excruciating pain that his worthless, petty self deserved.
"OWWWWWW, EH!" He said as his eyes started to melt because the lava was so hot.
He, because he was a fucking stupid idiot WASTE OF A CHARACTER, he drank the liquid thinking it'd soothe the pain.
He was wrong. So. Fucking. Wrong. Why? Well, for starters he now swallowed his tongue because it melted and...
Because he signaled the Sky-Meter-Radar-Thing. His screams of torture made Sky come to him and she then stabbed him in his empty eye sockets with two poles and a bomb before taking the money and laughing at his motionless, dumb body.
Back to the present...
He begun to cry through his empty eye sockets now, as everyone laughed and spit and kicked his body, kicked him into the volcano.
He faced death itself. Would he survive this horrid encounter and prove to everyone that he wasn't worthless? That he deserved a chance?
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He dies and everyone's happy, especially Sky and Courtney!
The end!
Dedicated to the...Ezekiel...uh, non hater (gag) Ewisko.