Disclaimer: I Don't Own FFVII or KH.
ARSF: Hey here is another series that I'm Writing, Sephiroth Time. This is a series that I am working on with my brother. If this story doesn't receive a lot of views, I am not going to work on this.
Sephiroth's Room-
Sephirtoth: Hello welcome to Sephiroth Time. And Give it up for our Co-Host Genesis Raphsodos.
What Sephiroth found in the other guys rooms-
Sephiroth: Today I went into Xemnas's Room. WHAT THE HELL! Is this a Count Dooku Action Figure! Why is there Cream On the Ass.
Genesis: That Is Semen Sir.
Sephiroth: Shut up Genesis.
Sephiroth: And look what I found, KY Cream.
Genesis: That is Lube Sir.
Sephiroth: Shut up! Anyways.
Sephy Cam!–
Sephiroth: Today I put a Camera in Xemnas's Room.
Xemnas's Room-
Narrator: Xemnas is making out with Saix. *Kiss noise* *Kiss Noise*
Xemnas: I love you Saix.
Saix: I love you Xemnas.
Xemnas: Wait. I have to go.
Saix: Why?
Xemnas: It is tike for my hourly visit to Kingdom Hearts.
Narrator: Xemnas Walks outside.
Xemnas: I love you Kingdom Hearts.
Saix: Oh, that bitch is going down!
Video end-
Genesis and Sephiroth: What the fuck!
Cloud Abuse-
Sephiroth: Ok. While Cloud is Taking a Shower, I will hit this button on this remote and One winged angel will play while he is taking a shower.
Cloud's Bathroom-
Narrator: Cloud is Taking a Shower. One winged angel starts too play.
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tifa! The One Winged Devil is in my head again!
Tifa:*sigh* I will go get the beating stick.
5 minutes later-
Narrator: Tifa Is beating Cloud's Head with a stick.
Cloud; OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OH FUUUUUUCK! THAT HURTS!
Sephiroth's Room-
Sephiroth and Genesis: That was So Damn Funny.
Sephy's Notes-
Sephiroth: So Sephy's Notes is a Segment where I Receive Questions From KH and FFVII Characters.
Q: Were you the one who played One Winged- Angel?-Cloud
A; Sephiroth: I can't help you with that. Because you are a Emo Puppet.
Q: Is your hair a Wig-Zack
A; Sephiroth: No. I had it ever since I was 5.
Q: Do you like your Hair? - Aerith
A; Sephiroth: Indeed.
Q: Are you Related to me and Cloud?- Squall/Leon
A: Sephiroth: Squall, go Flush your head down the Toilet. Genesis: Man, That was my Fave FF person that I Raped! Sephiroth: Yay.
Q: Is Axel my Nobody? – Reno
A: Sephiroth: Indeed.
Q: Am I Rude? - Rude
A: Sephiroth: Can't Help you with that right now.
Sephy Concludes-
Sephiroth: Well, It's Near The End. Make Sure to Scare the Crap out of Cloud this year. Because Me and Genesis Are Going too.