Warnings:  Insanity, humour, and Major-with-a-capital-M-Lydecker-bashing ahead.

Legal crap:  You're all smart people; you know the deal.  (For all you dumb people out there:  I don't own Dark Angel or any of the characters, I'm not doing this for profit, I own this fic, so don't copy it.)                                                                                                                      

Author's notes:  I can't believe how many nice reviews I got for "Q &A"!!!  I also can't

                          believe how many people asked for more!  Thanks, people!!!  So, here's

                          what you asked for: More Q & A!!!!!!!!!

(By the way, if SuperBlonde is out there reading this, the first question is for you)

One last thing:  Hi Gabe!!!  You too, Giggle Girl !!!  (oh what the heck) You too, Keith. 

Why does Logan have an upstairs neighbour if he lives in a pent-house?  The answer is actually quite simple.  You see, 400 years ago, an alien race came and tried to take over the world.  They didn't quite succeed because no one could see them.  That's right.  They were invisible.  As four centuries came and went, their numbers dropped because they were stranded on Earth without few females (due to the fact that their military forces are as sexist as man's).  Soon, there was only one alien left.  His name is Bob and he's the guy that lives above Logan.  Since he's invisible, he tends to get overlooked when determining who is living at the very top of the building.

What's Herbal's last name?  Essences.

What does "X-5" stand for?  X means wrong.  Five is a number.  Together, X-5 means the number of times Manticore got it wrong before they finally figured out how to make a super soldier. 

How do you make an X-5?  Well, to make a Max, you need a banana, the DNA of someone smart, someone fast, and someone strong.  Put the banana on an altar.  Now, take the DNA of a cat and mix it with the rest of the DNA.  Now, cover the banana with plain yogurt.  Take the DNA of someone pretty and the DNA of someone with a bad attitude.  Mix those with the rest.  Put the DNA mix into a test tube, put the test tube into some really fancy and expensive science doohickeys.  Turn the doohickeys on.  Now, go back to the banana and sacrifice it to the Banana God.  Pray to the Banana God and beg him to make your experiment come out right.  If the Banana God is pleased, you'll end up with Max.  If he isn't, go find a riper banana.

Are the X-5s' names short for anything?  Yup.  All the names were picked by Lydecker; brace yourselves.  Max is short for "Maxico", which is Lydecker's favourite country, only he spelled it wrong.  Krit is short for "Kermit", who was Lydecker's favourite Muppet before Eyes Only kept on interrupting the program.  Syl is short for "Sylvia", name of Lydecker's pet strawberry before she ran away.  Zack is short for, um Zachary?  Maybe Lydecker really likes the name Zachary?  Anyways, Brin is short for---what's this?  Oh, sorry, people.  We just got a restraining order from the Supreme Court.  They say we aren't allowed to make fun of Lydecker anymore.  Apparently, he's suffering from "major emotional trauma" due to our "inhumane cruelty".

Okay, um, I don't know.  That's it, for now.  If you liked this and want more, go read   "Q & A".  If you've already read "Q & A", and you still want more, tell me.  If you didn't like this, keep your nasty comments to yourself.  By the way, if you have any really, totally whacked questions about Dark Angel, please send them to me at masterchallenge@hotmail.com , and don't forget to include your pen name so you can get some credit.  DO NOT put your question in your review, okay?  Just e-mail them. 

                                                                                                            -RiseAgainPhoenix