Tommy Wiseau in
The Room 2:
The birth of the best God
Johnny was strolling down to his very important job at what he is good, he was clearing the mist ever step he took.
Numerous Important people stopped him in his amazing walk, to tell him that he is the best human bean. But the importantist person was his ex-wife Lisa Simpson
"Oh, hi Johnny, I thought you were dead" she expelled with a stone face
Johnny Giggled like manly School girl "You are so funny Lisa"
"The only bullet wound I got was through the heart" Tommy informing Lisa
"Nice seeing you, Johnny" said Lisa as she faded into the foggy mist
A deep voice erupted from above.
"Johnny, you are now god"
"Okay doggy" he carried on walking
He arrived at his very important job.
"Hi Johnny, you are the best god"
Johnny laughed "Thanks Markiplier" as he tossed a ball
"Also, Johnny I have 3 seconds until the bomb goes off on my chest"
Johnny smirked and excelled
"If everyone were to dance, the world would be a better place"
Mark smiled as he was suddenly engulfed by a flame
Johnny then launched his arms either side of him, as a rift in the sky opened he flew up and stabbed a spoon into the heart of the beast of the unknown.
Mark flew out of the mouth, Johnny swept down and caught him with his lovably personality.
"Hi mark"
"Oh, hi Johnny" Mark relived himself
"I was tortured up their Johnny"
Johnny laughed "You are so funny mark"
"That felt nothing compared to the feeling of my power after I consume the earth, bahahaha you fool" Johnny said as his face slowly transformed into a grey form of goo.
"nice one Johnny" laughed Mark
Then suddenly Johnny swallowed the entire earth in one bite and the entire world was sentenced to 1000 lifetimes of pure pain.
The End?