(A/N: So I have this friend who always says "fuck me" whenever he makes a mistake and being a great friend I am, of course I always respond "my, my, how bold of you" or "dude, im not available" XD and I decided to use this with Mi-do-ri-ma~ this is prolly the most challenging shit ever)

You were having a peaceful Saturday with your carro- boyfriend, Midorima Shintarou. You were cooking something for him since he had a tiring day at practice yesterday. He was so tired that he slept in; it was nearing lunch so you were at the kitchen.

As you chopped some onions, you accidentally had the knife hit your skin "Ah, fu-"

"You're swearing early in the morning, (N/N)-san. What happened, nanodayo?" came the bass voice of your boyfriend

"Ah, Shin-kun it's already 12 noon" you look at him, "It's just a cut; I'll just bandage it up. How's your sleep?" you ask as you get the bandage and, "I didn't expect you to be awake until I finish cooking, did you miss your hugging 'pillow' that's why you got up" you smirked as you cleaned your wound and bandaged it up

Knowing you're right that he, indeed, wake up because of the lack of your warmth in his embrace, he scowled and covered his mouth with his hands, "D-Don't be stupid, (N/N)-san"

"Awww~ Shin-Shin cawes fow me~ so cute~" you baby talked as you pinched both his cheeks, his crimson face was enough for you to let go,

"Sh-Shut up, nanodayo!" he defended his manly image, only to be foiled by his blushing face

"Whatever~ set the table for me, Shin-kun, I'll be done in a few minutes" ordered as you continued with your previous work

After you cooked, Midorima cleaned the dishes while you went to the living room. You were looking for the remote since your favorite show was about to start. As you walked around, your small toe bumped against the leg of the coffee table. Sharp pain jolted all throughout your body.

"OH MOTHER OF BLOODY ASSHOLES, FUCK M-"

"Language, (F/N)" you heard Midorima's voice as he comes out of the kitchen, "Can't your language get more distasteful than that? What happened anyway, 'nodayo?"

"I stubbed my toe" you whined, sitting on the couch as you laid down, "And my language can get more distasteful" you smirk as you put your arm to cover your eyes and slept.

"Seriously, (F/N), for a woman you cuss more than a sailor" he sighs as sits on the floor, immediately finding the remote and began watching TV, leaving his lucky item on the floor

You pretty much slept the whole day, you slept around 4 am in the morning finishing a project. The project took a toll on your body and you felt dizzy. Upon waking up, your body feels so alive, but that all changed you took a step on the floor. Another sharp pain was felt; you looked down and lifted your foot slightly, only to see a lego beneath it. That was the final straw.

"BLOODY FUCKING SHITTY DICKFACED ASS, WHY THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS FUCKING TOY OF SATAN DOING HERE GIVING MY FOOT SHITTY PAIN!" your colorful language awoke Midorima who was sleeping on the floor, once you step your foot on the floor, you could still feel a stinging pain on your foot, "Ow! Fuck me!" you swore under your breath

"That's it," he pushed his glasses up his face, suddenly throwing you on his shoulder, "I've had enough of your language, nanodayo!"

"PUT ME DOWN, SUNOVA-" before you can even finish your sentence, you were thrown on your shared bed with the megane, "WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"

He cuts you off with a kiss, your eyes widened as you felt his wet muscle go immediately inside your mouth, you softly moaned as he pulled away, "One more, (F/N), one more" he taunts

"What the fuc-"

He kisses you again, rougher. You moaned into his mouth as your felt his arousal rub on your thigh, "That. Is. It." He pants as he pulled away, "I'll do what you always say. I will fuck you"

"Sh-Shinta-" before you can even call his name, he slams his lips back to yours again.

~* Extra *~

"Ne, ne, Shin-kun" you call as you rub your cheek on his naked chest, "You seriously went wild last night~" you smirk, "Maybe I should swear more often" you teased

"(F-F/N)!" he blushed a dark red, "shut up, nanodayo!" he flicks your forehead

"I'm just joking" you laughed, "besides, I don't think I can walk straight now, you really fucked me well!" you smirked

"I-IDIOT!"