CHAPTER 1
Narrator
In a dungeon located deep in a forested area, an annoying and terrifying sound ricochets the cold, brick walls. Inside of this dungeon lies our hero by the name of-!
Capell
(Gangsta like) Yo! Yo! Ma name is Sooooo~theeeeerrr! You'll neva catch me bleedin' 'n' pleedin' till da world turns dry from so many bears attackin' dese wemen! (starts making hand gestures and banging head) Yeah! Yeah! Das right! I aaaa~mmmm-!
Guard
(irritated) Will ya just shut it already! Don't nobody care who you is!?
Capell
(hurt) Excuse me but, nobody asked you! I need to do something so that I don't go insane!
Guard
If you don't shut up, you're going to make yourself go insane!
Capell
Nuh-uh. That's impossible. Only moe-rons can do that. Besides, you're not very conversational. What else am I s'pose to do, eh?
Guard
(Surprised) That's the biggest word I have heard you say so far. (whispers:) Stupid delinquent trying to act like his rhymes are so hip.
Capell
(starts beat-boxing) Bts. Cts. Bts. Cts. Bts Bts. Bts. Cts.
Guard
Oh God why! Not again! (starts to cry)
Capell
(begins rapping all gangsta like again) I'm baaaack! It's. Time. For. This world to come to it's end. Just so that I can begin. My name will be shining so proudly and I will speak as loudly. Don't cuddle Lee! 'Cuz unlike me, he'll sting you like a bee!
Guard
KMN! KMN! KMN! KMN!
Capell
(continues) I been livin' in dis cell for three days with no other ways. Guess it's good, guess it's bad. Ain't gots no bills ta pay. I also ain't got no food tray! Dose school lunches be suckin' while I'm truckin'!
Narrator
Later That Night…
Guard
He finally shut up. My prayers have been-.
Capell
I'm huuuuungggrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….
Guard
*So Close*
Capell
Can I have some food and, maybe, a nice, warm cup of tea?
Guard
What?! What ever happened to "school lunches suckin'," huh?
Capell
Wha….? But…. I didn't say that. And, besides, this isn't a school.
Guard
Touché douché. However that does not change the fact of you being in a prison. Now, start your "trukin'" already.
Capell
Awwwwwww….. C'mon. We're buddies, right?
Guard
Wha-?! Da fuu you think you are?! We aren't buddies! Got it, Bud?
Capell
But….. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungry.
Guard
(stands up and walks over to Capell) I. Don't. Give. A SNICKERDOODLE!
Capell
(starts making a puppy face and whining) That sounds so good. OH! SNICKERDOODLES!
Guard
As cute as you may look I'm not giving you anything! (loses his cool and totally accidentally hits Capell in the stomach with his spear-diamond-thingie)
Capell
IMMA COMIN FOR YOU….. SNICkerdoo… dles….
Gaurd
(sighs) Maybe I'll FINALLY have some peace and quiet…. (walks back and sits down.)
Narrator
Within seconds of silence….
Guard
Well, snickerdoodle! Now, I'm bored. Who would of thought -
?
(Crawling around in the ventilation hole and stops at the sight of the Guard from below. Readies their weapon of mass destruction.)
Guard
(continued) - that the so called Liberator could be such an annoying brat. Hmph.
?
(angry) *GLEAM* HOW DARE YOU - !
Guard
(surprised, looks above him) Say whaaaaaaa?!
?
(continued) CALL LORD SIGMUND AN - (jumps below to attack) ANNOYING BRAT! YOU WILL PAY!
Guard
OH NOOOEEEESSSS!
?
(starts attacking the guard with a bone-shaped chew toy) DIEEEEEEE!
Guard
(stands still in vexation) You're kidding me, right…?
?
(continues to slash at the Guard with the little toy as it squeaks)