SHELLY DE KILLER
ACE ASSASSIN
one day shelly de killer was walkin the streets of london like a british gentleman cause he wanted to be like his idol professor hershel layton (even tho hes well lets not spoil any other fics)
he was at the cafe drinking tea he was nearly done but then his phone rang and it surprised him and worst part he SPILLED HIS TEA ON HIS PANTS
"LOL" laughed the manager "HE PISSED HIS UNDIEWARE"
everyone laughed at the killer and killer cried because he didnt get to finish his tea! how could he face the professor now?
de killer quickly ran to the restroom to make de call
"hello"
"hi de killer"
"who iz dis"
"its me phoenix wright"
"PHPHPHPHPHOENIX WRIGHT" shouted de killer "wat do u want"
"yes im here to request u kill someone"
"if its ron delite again remember wat happened last time"
"no no this time its some FUCKING ANNOYING WIZARD who keeps bullyin me by tryin to take over los japangeles his name is harry potter"
"phoenix u have lost ur insanity"
"ikr" said phoenix "but pleese i have 20 dollars so u have to kill him"
"ok ok" said shelly "i shall return to ur home u call america"
shelly went outside and wistled for his giant bald eagle
he got on the eagle and it flew him to the japanese state of america, california
phoenix was waiting for him
"yes hello the killer as u know i want dat potter man murdered"
"thatll be 20 dollars" said de killer so phoenix handed him the cash "ok ill take trash of him" said de killer
killer took out his phone and opened the find ur murder target app and it said harry potter was in harry potter world rn
"fuk how do i get there" said de killer
"donnt worry, there is a way there in my house" said phoenix
phoenix and de killer went into nicks house and there was a book on the table
"ok so to get in u have to say a prayer to this to-"
"fuck that im an atheest" said de killer and he forced the book open and cram himself inside
killer woke up in hogwarts land
"ughhh where hogwords" said killer
then he realize somethin was rong so he looked down and saw to his surprised that hogwards was there
AND IT WAS REALLLLY TINY
"WHAT" shouted de killer "how dat happen"
"its cause the prayer didnt shrink u" said phoenix from outside
"oh" said de killer "LOLOLOL thisll be soooo easy"
killer raise his foot and SLAM IT ON THE HOGWARTS, KILLING EVERYTHING
"HA HA HA" laughed de killer and he posted about this online and turns out everyone on gogwards was hated by people and all those requests he got in past were serious so he got 20 dollars from 1000000 people so he got 20000 dollars
with that money he bought the title of president from donald trump which meant legally he was the president of the united states and he was so happy
THE END
BUT THEN
in hogwarts world
a hand appearead from under the castle
AND HARRY POTTER CAME OUT
"ha ha ha" he laughed "i will have revEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE" he yelled to the sky