The Doctor woke up, and for a moment lay still taking in the scents of the room. There were no lack of scents in this room, it smelled like a science lab, space ship and amusement park had all been crammed into one confined, poorly ventilated space. He opened his eyes and held out his hands in front of himself, and frowned. These hands were very small, very delicate...he reached down and gasped.

"A woman? Well, it was bound to happen at some point I suppose!"

"I know. I said the same thing when I got in this body," said an unfamiliar female sitting nearby, "but you know, it has it's perks!"

The doctor sat up, then noticing that her dress had ridden up blushed and adjusted her skirt. "And who are you?"

"Hey, you answer the questions buddy! You woke up on my sitting device!"

"Actually as high commander, I believe I hold claim to all of these sitting devices! She's Sally"

Sally hit the man on the head, "you idiot. Now he knows who I am!"

"She. You were given one task, to learn about human women and you can't even recognize one when she is sitting in front of you!"

"So sorry for intruding on your living space. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the doctor," she said, getting to her feet and straightening out her black dress. "I seem to not be a big fan of clothing that covers very much of my body. What kind of a person does that make me?"

"A slut," Sally responded without hesitation

"Doctor who?" The high commander asked

A kid with long hair, dressed like a mortician, stumbled into the room and sat down on one of the chairs, "THE Doctor? Guys he's famous. He's old pals with the big giant head. He's the guy he's always telling stories about. Remember, he told us about the times when he was more than just a big head in a tank, and he was a captain. He hates this guy for giving him a moral compass..."4

"Right!" Sally clapped her hands together enthusiastically, "he told us if we ever see you to do this," Sally spanked the doctor, "and say 'hello there."

"Ow! Well when you see him give him my regards. Thank goodness he doesn't have a bum, you hit hard"