Chapter One:

Bitch, puh-lease.

"No one wants you here!" said Ember.

"Yea go home!" agreed Shego.

Alice and Wendy sat there in silence scared shitless. Wondering what to say next, but they didn't have a chance.

" Back the hell off!" yelled two mysterious guys.

Shego and Ember glared at the guys. Then, they pushed the poor girls into a wall and walked away.

"Crap are you ok?" said the one with freckles and a green hat as he helped Wendy.

" Yea don't worry about Shego and Ember they are BITCHES." said the other helping Alice up.

" Thanks for your help. I'm Wendy."

"And I'm Alice."

"Your Welcome I'm Peter.... Pan." he said with a bow.

"Hawkins. Jim Hawkins."

Wendy and Alice giggled.

"Need help finding your class?"

"Oh yes. Why that would be lovely."

" Well, I would help. I would be the best tour guide ever, but this is my first year here."

"Me too!" said Wendy

"I'm a freshman as well." said Alice.

" Guilty. I'm a sophmore."

"BOOO!" exclaimed Peter.

"Anyway...." started Alice.

"Loser.. Cough cough." Peter said.

"That was incognito." said Wendy.

"Where's that Japan?" asked Peter.

Alice sighed. Jim shook his head. Wendy giggled.

"what?" asked Peter looking confused.

"Incognito is..." started Alice.

"Don't even try." said Jim cutting her off. "He'll forget it tomorrow."

"Are you trying to confuse me." asked Peter.

"oh Peter." said Wendy smiling.

"Well, this is your class Room 101."said Jim.

"Who teaches this class?" asked Wendy.

"uhh you'll find out." said Jim as he walked away.

Peter, Wendy, and Alice walked in and sitting at the desk was a man with a hook instead of a left hand.

"Oh Snap." exclaimed Captain Hook.

"Shit." Said Peter eyes growing wide then catching himself wanting to impress Wendy he gallantly pulled out his sword.

Alice looked shocked.

"You carry a dagger with you?!" she asked.

"Good thing i did Alice!"

Then, an intense sword fight broke out! The broke globe!

"Thats highly improper." stated Alice.

It continued on for half the class until Alice said. "Stop this is barbaric!"

"Peter sit down. Captain Hook start teaching do your job."

Peter looks at Wendy then at Alice and rolls his eyes.

"Alice... ummm yea how do I say this "properly"."

"OOOHH" said the class.

" Your being a snob and acting like your fifty!"

Peter gasped, "That means she grew up."

The class looked mortified.

"This is ridicoulous." Alice said.

" Look who's talking."replied Wendy.

"Well you'd know what ridicoulous is wouldn't you dreaming about Neverland."

"OOOHH." said the class.

" At least I didn't dream about drugs and singing flowers."

"Ouch..." said Aladdin, "That was a good one."

"Well, someone spiked my tea. Hatter...."

Reginald rolled his eyes, "Here we go again."

Demetri snickered.

Capatin Hook snored provoking Alice.

Alice stomped her foot and tried to hit Wendy. When Demetri grabbed Alice and Aladdin grabbed Wendy.

"Restrain the priss!!" exclaimed Aladdin.

" Oh yea theif!" cried Alice.

" Handle goody goody two shoes Demetri before I do."

The bell rang and Peter and Wendy walked out together and left alice behind.

Jim was waiting outside for all of them, but Peter and Wendy were already walking in the other direction.

Alice walked fast with her arms crossed away from them as Jim followed.

"Where are they going? I though we were a group?" asked Jim.

"Hopefully to Never Neverland and they never come back." said Alice.

"Thats a double negative so it would actually be Always land." said Jim.

Alice glared and Jim raised his hands in surrender and they continued to her next class in silence.