GOODBYE

I should've known that B'd kick me out sooner or latter but it still hurt damn how doses she do this to me. Oh well at least Wood said he'd come with me and Dawnie said she would write. The gangs ok I guess and I did screw up there lives.

First there's Buffy Summers little miss slayer man that girl has to find the fun! She's all don't do this and don't do that she's bad with me but Dawn she's gotta be livin' in hell. When I was first called I thought B and I would be friends but no, I still think it's because we weren't supposed to exist together. When I got out of prison I thought I could live with her but the past behind us and we did until I started showin' Dawn a good time. Dawn has things that she needs to get out. Buffy couldn't hack it and she blew her top, the worst I'd done was give Dawn my leather jacket or sneak her out to the Bronze. Buffy went right off "you're a bad influence" and "don't you know what could have happened to Dawn" and crap like that, I mean doesn't she know that Dawn has some moves and I don't just mean on the dance floor. The way B's always ruling everyone and everyone takes it they all worship her.

The best Summers daughter is definitely Dawn; she knows so much about history you'd think she was a vampire!

Dawn is becoming quite a young lady as my first watcher would say; she has a mouth on her too. She gives Buffy as much as B dishes out. The boys are started to drool over her too well she is wearing a lot of tight jeans lately, not that she can talk but man does that piss B off and it's funny to see red worry. I hope Dawn makes it though all the crap because she'll do something someday.

Willow's ok but the teddy bear attitude doses piss me off, at least the fashion sense have improved, Will's gettin' a backbone too stadin' up to some major baddies. I'm sorry to see Oz go but I was shocked to find that red's into chicks! And some major mojo too but then she did rensoul Angelus.

Her girlfriend Tara is a wimp always stuttering and she just stays out of the way. I've been told that she can has some major magicks but I still don't know what red sees in her.

I don't think that she's going to change and neither is the G-man always with his nose in some dusty old book. Giles has saved the world, was a watcher and kinda like Buffy's daddy but he still lets her trample him most of the time. Giles did give the benefit of the doubt in the first place though and he did bring all the little slayerettes here.

Then there's Anya what the hell do I say about her she's just plain weird she was a demon for thousands of years and she's afraid of bunnies. She is a good match for Zander even though she always talks about sex, all I have to do is remind her that I got him first and she shuts right up sweet.

She even did it with Spike man that cracks me up he couldn't get B so he settles for Anya! Spike is a touchy bastard he can't leave me alone always making cracks; I'd stake him if he didn't piss B off so much!

He pisses Zander off too, Zander has forgiven me at least he says he has, that's good enough for me. He hasn't changed, he still goofs around cracking everybody up and he was the object of Dawn's first crush she it with me now awww. Zander found his calling in construction and it's a damn good thing the way the summer's house is always getting banged up.

Last but definitely not last is my boy Wood or should I say Robin Wood man it sucks to be him! Although his smile's cute and man doses that man look good! Getting' raised by a watcher has its perks. Wood was the principal at Sunny Dale high after Synder was eaten and the rebuilt the school He cared about the kids and he was good at what he did but he gave it up when B kicked me out saying he'd rather be with me and the being a principal was not his calling.

Well good bye Sunny Dale this Slayer is movin' up to L.A yeah! Life is Five by Five