... Time for another fic. Yay, Kagerou Project, you are my life.
Anyway...
Anyone notice how awesome Kano's accent is? I tried to replicate his speech patterns in his text here. And as for Ene calling Shin "Goshujin", that's what she calls him in the anime. Basically she's calling him "Master"
It was a day like any other.
...
Ene looked through files on Shintaro Kisaragi's computer.
"Goshujin! What's this?"
"Ene!" Stop!"
Shintaro tried desperately to kill the pictures Ene had found.
"Why? I know your password! Need I remind you, Goshujin?"
"Eh?"
"Your password! 4510471! 'I do not work!'"
Shintaro sighed heavily. Ene was really starting to annoy him again.
...
"Hello. Anyone?"
Konoha stood at the door, seeming not to notice the pictures on Shintaro's screen.
Ene stared at him, remembering her old friend Haruka.
"Ene?" Shintaro looked at the cyber girl's distant expression.
Ene bolted upwards.
Come on! Think of something to keep him from thinking something's up!
"Goshujin! Your amnesiac boyfriend is here to see you!"
Nailed it!
Shintaro slammed his keyboard. "He's not my boyfriend, Ene!"
Suddenly the keyboard began to laugh.
"EEEEEhhhhhh, Ene! I think he's angry, heyyyy?"
"Shut up, idiot." A voice from nowhere.
Shintaro sighed...
This is going to be another awful day...
...
As soon as Shintaro began slamming his laughing keyboard onto his computer desk, it began to curse.
"Heyy, Shintaro! Ehh, I told'ya to quit that!"
Kano's voice.
The keyboard shifted back into the laughing, red-eyed boy with the deceiving eyes.
Should've known.
"Ah, Ene-chan! Tell Shintaro to get out here, heh? I'm tired of waiiiting!"
"Idiot. Must I kick you?" The nowhere voice again.
"Kido, you want them to hurry as much as I do, don't yaaaa?"
"Quiet."
Why did it have to be today?
Seto chimed in.
"Ah! Shintaro! It's important!"
That idiot hearing my thoughts.
"W-well... Ah! Really! It's urgent!"
Konoha looked over at Seto.
"He's... right. Come...?"
"...Now."
So what could the Mekakushi-Dan want with Shintaro this time?
Will Ene ever quit searching through Shin's secret folders?
Why him? Why now?
Will Seto's feelings be hurt?
Will Marry petrify Shintaro?
Why is Kano so creepy?
... Actually, I don't know that answer.
Will Hibiya ever get the name of the anime right?
Are you still reading these questions?
Maternity Spiral!
Review please! GOOOOOOOSHUUUUUJIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!