A/N: I was bored and singing this song in my head and thought it went well with Colin's obsession with Harry so…I know it's pretty bad…
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the song I barely twisted is "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey.
I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?
So Oh Oh So Ohhh
Will the real HP please step to the mic?
HP- You need an HP, place to be
HP the HP
All up in the blogs
Say we met at the common room
When I don't even know who you are
Say we up in your dorm
Sayin' I'm up in your broom
But you in LA and I'm out at the Weasley's
I'm up in the A- you're so so lame
And no on here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
Cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin'
Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're textin' me
When everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a wizard that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get a picture of this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex
Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the witches sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed
You on your job, you hatin' hard
Ain't gon feed you, I'ma' let you starve
Graspin' for air I'm ventilation
You out of breath, hope you ain't waitin
Tellin' the world how much you adore me
But we never were so why you trippin'
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference, you a conversation
Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're textin' me
When everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh finally found a wizard that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth- still couldn't get a picture of this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
See right through you like you're bathin' in windex
Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me?
And all the witches sing, all the girls sing
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed