1Gaara's cookie problem

NOT OWN NARUTO

A GaaHina fic with the funny charm of TheWindAlchemist

Gaara was sitting on the couch of his house, almost asleep because of the documentarty Hinata told him to watch. It was a Documentary of "The Land of Sand". "The land of Sand has lots and lots and lots of Sand. So much sand, in fact, that if you were able to dig, the sand would eventually..." That was all Gaara could hear because he fell asleep. He was dreaming of the one food he hadn't had since he was named Kazekage... cookies. The warm... fresh... chocolatey... fluffy... ... ... good cookie. On that day, the first time he ever had such a heavenly taste in his mouth, he decided to make his own documentary... of cookies.This is how it would go:

cookies... a food of many variety... but, in my eyes, only one exists:

CHOCOLATE CHIP!!

Cookies: A "documentary" by Sabaku no Gaara

chocolate cookie pops up and twirls around

This food in front of you is what is better known as: the cookie. It can be shaped in many shapes, and flavored many... flavors... I guess. But the most famous of all is the flavor: Chocolate chip. Chunks of rich milk chocolate spread out with soft dough... baked to perfection ... (drool) I must have it... NOW!!!

Sorry, having technical difficulties. Please stand by

-ahem-

sorry. Anyway... these cookies come in other flavors, such as ... actually, I don't know. Chocolate chip is all that I've eaten... well... this was a complete failure video. Good day.

END

Gaara woke up to the smell of the long awaited food. He walked to the Kitchen to find his Hinata baking cookies. When they came out of the oven, Gaara was sitting at the table waiting... staring... drooling... ... waiting for her to put the cookies on the table. By now, a puddle was on the floor where he sat. When Hinata put the cookies on the table, Gaara immediately touched the top cookie. "OW!! WHAT THE HELL!!!THESE ARE HOT!!" Gaara screamed."Of course, silly, they just came out of the oven!" Hinata said, kissing the owie to make it better. "You have to let it cool down first." She said smiling. "B-but... I want cookie NOW!" Gaara whined, acting like a baby. "Okay... the cookies are cool now!" Hinata said happily. Gaara quickly took one and ate it. When he finished, he kissed Hinata on the cheek and hugged her.

The END

ME: COOKIE!!!