Edward Kenway was on his ship singing sea shanties with his crew of hot seamen. "YO HO YO HO AND A BOTTLE OF CUM!" Shouted Edward and in perfect sync all of his crew turned their heads to him. "Its rum, Captain." Said Edward's black first mate who's name I forget.
Edward looks at him straight in the eyes and winks, "It's cum now... And I want the crew to fill up all the empty rum bottles with their own lil seamen."
His first mate turns to the crew, "YOU HEARD 'EM LADDIES! FILL ALL THE EMPTY BOTTLES WITH CUM!" The crew did not object, for they loved their captain and would do anything for him. Edward and his crew were a nice little seamen family.
But Black Bard's ship was much different than Edward Kennedy's. His ship was filled with pain and bad music. His crew was miserable, but if they disobeyed they would be rewarded with Black Bard taking out his black flute, greased with finger prints and grime, and he would play Tunak Tunak Tun. Their ears would bleed and their brains would melt from their noses, and so his crew, like the miserable slaves they were, would do every word Black Bard ordered in fear of the flute.
And then there was Captain James Kidd. Also known as Mary Read(his drag queen name). Kidd is a 14 year old genderfluid boy. He dresses up as a girl to try to get into Edward's pants, but sadly, as James didn't know, Edward only frick fracks with his men.