At the villains convention, in downtown San Diego...
Venom: How the hell did I get here? I live in New York!
Joker: At least you live in a REAL city! I live in Gotham! That's not on a map!
Lex Luthor attempts to call the meeting to order.
Lex Luthor: Ok, everyone, okay...settle down now...let's settle down.
Villains: Chatter, chatter,chatter...
Lex Luthor: Please, guys...we have to...start the meeting.
Villains: Blah, blah, blah...
Lex Luthor: Come on guys...
Villains: Talk, talk talk...
Lex Luthor: EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!
He pulls out a gun.Everyone in the room shuts up immediatley.
Lex Luthor: YOU ALL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? HUH? YOU THINK THIS IS HUMOROUS?
Venom: Calm down...let's calm down now...nobody's judging you man.
Lex Luthor: NOW WHEN I SAY LETS GET STARTED, I DONT MEAN KEEP TALKING!
Voldemort: Everything is good okay? We're all calm now! Let's...let's just put the gun down...
Lex takes a deep breatha and puts the gun away.
Lex Luthor: Thank you. Now then, if you will all turn your attention to this graph, I think you'll find...
Bowser: Oh, what's the point?
Lex Luthor: Excuse me? Bowser, would you like to share anything with us? Do I...Do I need to get the paddle?
Bowser: Shut up, Luthor! The only reason you call us to these meetings in the first place is to show off your shiny head...and...and your little leadership and...where did you buy that tie?
Lex Luthor: Wal-Mart.
Bowser: Get outta here!
Lex Luthor: No, really.
Bowser: That is an awesome tie! That looks really expensive!
Lex Luthor: Wow,thank you? Would...would you like to touch it?
Bowser: Er...no.
Lex Luthor: Then don't you DARE CONTRADICT MY VILLAINY!
Voldemort: Did you spell that right?
Doc Ock: No one's talkin to you, you snobby Brittish prick!
Voldemort: I say! How would you like kiss my white, pale, villainous ass?
Doc Ock: WHY YOU-
Lex Luthor: Quiet! Now this is exactly why your ememies defeat you! You lack the material you need to defeat those heroes!
Bowser: Oh! We're sorry! And you've defeated Superman how many times?
Lex Luthor:...
Bowser: Exactly! What we need is to team up! Make those hereos wish they had joined us when they had the chance.
Darth Vader: That's what I kept telling that boy.
Skeletor: Keep your bad parenting to yourself!
Darth Vader: Don't make me destroy you.
Bowser: Stop it! What do you say Lex? Let's all just lay out one big trap for those superheores! Let's make them wish they were dead.
Lex: And then?
Bowser: Then...we'll grant them their wish! Every...last...one! And as the comer-upper of this idea, I think I get to be...The Final Boss!
The whole room gasps?
Voldemort: The...the Final Boss? But that's only for, like, really, REALLY hardcore villains! It's almost impossible for gamers to beat.
Bowser:...I know.
Venom: I wanna be Final Boss.
Bowser: What? No way, ass master, I call Final Boss
Venom: You can call Final Boss till your ass bleeds, but it doesn't make it true.
Lex Luthor: But how?
Bowser: I have all the instructions here on this cassete tape.
Everyone laughs.
Galactus: Hey! Ther'es a new product out, ya know! They're called CD's ass-face!
Bowser: SHUT THE HELL UP!
He pops in the tape.
Tape: What is black and white and read all over?
Bowser: What the-? RIDDLER!
Riddler: Whee hee hee! Sorry fella! Here's your tape!
Bowser snatches it from him.
Bowser: All right...here it is
Will these naughty villains succeed in their evil plans? Will our heroes be doomed? Find out next time! PLEASE REVIEW!