Dynasty Warri-Os! The great way to start out your day!
Is your life boring, and lacking the needed pizzazz? Try Dynasty Warri-Os! It'll give you random flashes of Chinese history! (Warning: Do not eat these if you have to constantly cross streets. You may start seeing the history, stop walking, and get hit by a moving chocolate bar with eighteen wheels.)
Dynasty Warri-Os are filled with enough fiber and vitamins to fully supply you for the day! Plus, each piece of cereal is shaped as a character of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms! Delicious and nutritious!
And a prize in the box! There are 48 different figurines shaped as your favorite characters of Dynasty Warriors! Collect 'em all!
So try Dynasty Warri-Os today! The great way to start your day!