A Day in the Life of Akatsuki

By: Deidara Lover

Summary: The title says it all. Go through a day of Akatsuki, from training, relaxing, and getting your ass kicked. Plus get yelled at constantly by Leader-sama for failing a job. Each chapter will contain of each member. Enjoy!

Chapter One: A Day in the Life of Uchiha Itachi

Uchiha Itachi was sitting in a tree, outside of the Akatsuki hideout. As we all know, Itachi is a quiet, serious, hot, cool guy, but did you know he has a funny side to him too? He does! He got out a book, from his kunai pouch, and began reading. Unknown to everyone else, Itachi was an Icha Icha Paradise Addict, and if you were close enough, you could hear him giggle. His cheeks turned a slight red, and he continued to read, only aloud for only him to hear.

"And as he licked her neck, she moaned, and he continue to pleasure her – ""ITACHI! " Itachi fell out of the tree, and his book dropped to the feet of none other then his partner, Hoshigaki Kisame. Kisame picked up the book and gasped, then glared at Itachi.

"Damn it Itachi! I told you not to read this stuff anymore!" He got out Samehada and ripped up Itachi's book. Itachi went full angry mode.

"DAMN YOU KISAME! YOU DESTORYED IT! NOW! FEEL MY WRATH! "Itachi activated his Mangekyo Sharingan, and shouted,

"Tsukiyomi! "And he sent Kisame into his little world.

In the world of Tsukiyomi….

Itachi had evil eyes, and Kisame was tied to a post. Itachi held a box of Pocky, and said,

"Now, for the next 48 hours, you will watch me eat all of your Pocky, and you will never see them again," And Kisame gasped.

"You wouldn't! Would you? "He shouted. Itachi glared at him.

"It's punishment for destroying my book! Now, let the torture begin! Mwuhahahahahaha! "And he started eating Kisame's Pocky.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "And Kisame fainted.

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