SAND DREAMS
BY: Shinata Sharakin
Chapter 1 Dream Rush
Hey everyone. This is a redo of my old fic. So please don't flame me 2 bad if u do.
Disclaimer:
-sniff-I don't own naruto. BUT I can dream about it.-
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"N…no please n…no." "Shut up you little Sand Bitch!" "AH PLEASE STOP IT HURTS HELP!"
"AAHHHHH!" Temari then sat up in
bed, shaking slightly. 'Oh it's just anoth-'
"Temari
are you okay? Why are you screaming again?" Kankuro asked, coming
into her room to see why she woke him up again.
"Yeah I'm okay. Just another bad dream."
"Gosh Temari. You really
need to see a doctor about this." He said while sitting at the end
of her bed.
"I mean this is the eighth time this week you've
woke me because of your screaming."
"No, I'm sorry to keep you up. Go back to sleep."
"You sure?"
"Yeah. Sweet dreams."
"Whatever."
In the morning
"Man Temari, your starting to look like Gaara." Kankuro said, snickering at her while eating his cereal.
"Shut it doll boy!" she replied hotly.
"Hey their not dolls they're puppets!"
"Eh," She said while getting her own cereal. "Makes no difference. I know you still play with those Ken and Barbie dolls stashed under your bed."
"Hey! Those are not dolls they are action figures! Damn cow." The last part he said under his breath.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY DOLL BOY!"
"I SAID DAMN COW! CAUSE YOU ARE ONE!"
"Grr!…Kankuro!" She said while picking up her fan.
-!!SLAM!!-
"Ha-ha missed me!" He said while sticking out his tongue.
"Grr!…Get
back here kitty boy!" She said while chasing him around the house
with her fan.
About 20 minutes later they were on the floor
wrestling each other trying to pin the other long enough for them to
give up.
"KANKURO! TEMARI!" Now that stopped them!
"Uh….Hi Baki-sensei." They said together.
"I don't even want to know why you to are choking each other like this, but kazekage-sama wants you two." he said, pulling the two of them apart.
"Okay is that all?" Temari asked.
"Yes. Well, see ya." He said leaving. 'Why did I have to get stuck with the crazy siblings for students?' He thought to himself.
"Ugh...Temari!...Can't...Breath."
"Huh? Oh, whatever." She said, letting him go. "Come on we gotta see Gaara."
"Fine! Stupid Bitch." Once again he was running around the house trying to escape Temari's fan of doom. When will he learn.
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So after 20 minutes of Temari beating the crap out of her brother, they were finally able to make it to Gaara's office to see what he wanted.
"Hey Gaara. Hi Kyoko."
"Hi Temari." "Hey Temari." Came the replies.
Ok, Kyoko is Gaara's girlfriend. She's visiting from Konaha.
"So what are we here for? Do we have another mission or something?" Temari asked.
"Yeah. I have a meeting with Hokage-sama and you two are coming along in case she needs any extra help with missions. Got it?" Gaara said, face expressionless.
"Alright."
Kankuro said, then thought privately, 'Sweet! Hot, single,
konaha chicks here I come!'
"Okay." 'That
means that I get to see Shika-kun again! YES!' Needless to say,
those were Temari's thoughts.
"Oh yeah, is Kyoko coming
too?" Temari asked.
"Yeah but she'll be leaving a little
bit after us." Garra said.
"Oh ok, that was all." Temari shrugged her shoulders.
"Alright."
"So bro when will we be leaving?" Kankuro asked.
Gaara had looked back down at the scroll he was holding. "In a couple of hours so get packing. Oh and Temari, can you pack my stuff for me?"
"Aww! Why cant Kankuro do it?"
"Don't matter to me he can do it I guess."
"Yes! Okay Kanky you heard him!" She said while walking out to get packing.
"What!?! Fine! And don't call me KANKY!" He protested.
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Okay since I'm too lazy to type out the packing and traveling, you all can just use your imaginations. Now I'm just going to skip ahead to the part where they get there.
"Hey you two I'm going to check in with Tsunade and you two can head off to the house were staying at, okay?"
"Okay/Whatever." Kankuro and Temari said.
Once again I'm very lazy today so I'm skipping ahead to when they get to their big house/mansion.
"Hey fat ass I'm going out okay." 'Really to search for Shikamaru'. Is it just me or is Temari obsessed with Shikamaru?
"Whatever. Hey see if you can stay with someone else so I don't have to be woke up by your screaming again, kay?"
"Yeah yeah. Just tell Gaara when he comes in that I went out."
"Okay bye Tem!" Kankuro said with false cheerfulness.
"Bye Kanky!" She said in the same manner as him while running out the door before he could say something else.
"Hey! I said don't call me -!!BANG!!-…kanky. Man she gets on my nerves. Hey I wonder if she brought her diary." He said while going over to her stuff.
'Lets see. Shirt, pink
lacy bra, underwear, ewww! Here we go! Diary!'
"Kankuro
why are you in my stuff! AND IS THAT MY DIARY IN YOUR HAND!?!?!"
"AH! TEMARI! I thought you were going out!"
"I am! I just forgot my cell phone! But while I'm here and seeing you in my stuff, I might as will do THIS!" She said while lifting up her fan. -!!WHAM!!- Right on top of his poor head.
"Right. Now that I have my phone I'll be on my way. Buhbye."
"God that women scares me!"
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Shinata: Well their you go. I know its short but oh well. So nee-Chan's what do you think? It's my third Shika/tema fic.
Kyoko: I say it was good.
Shinata: Are you saying that cause it's true or cause your with Gaara
Kyoko: Little bit of both.
Shinata: Oh ok Shinna?
Chu-shinnaOh Temari-Chan
Shinata Shinna put down the ax, flame thrower, guns, katana's, butchers knife, kunai, senbone, shrunken, ect. Away.
Chu-shinna Awww Pllleeeaaassseee.
Shinata: NO!
Chu-shinna: Pllleeeaaassseee!
Shinata: NO!!
Chu-shinna: Pllleeeaaassseee!!
Shinata: Don't make me kill Shikamaru in this fanfic.
Chu-shinna, Temari, Ino,Sauske, and fan girls: NO!
Ino: Ah Sauske?
Sauske: Yeah?
Temari: WTF are you here?
Sauske: Cause I don't want my Shiki-poo to die
World: WTF
Chu-shinna, Temari, Ino, Kyoko, fan girls: You gay-emo freak!
Chu-shinna, Temari: Can we kill Ino,Sauske, and fan girls NOW!
Shinata: NO!
Chu-shinna, Temari: Pllleeeaaassseee!
Shinata: On one condition.
Chu-shinna, Temari: What?
Shinata: I call flame thrower, guns, and katana's.
Kyoko: I call ax!
Shinna: BUTCHERS KNIFE!
Temari: I'll stick with my fan.
Shita&Kyoko: TIME TO KILL!
Chu-shinna, Temari: YEA!
Ino,Sauske, and fan girls: NO!
Chu-shinna, Temari, and Shinata: DIE!!!
Ino,Sauske, and fan girls: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shinata R&R me and my other friends fanfic that we're working on, Moon Leaf, under Chu-shinna, under my favs. Thanks ( ;
Kyoko&Shita: And Center Stage under my fav's also.
Chu-shinna, Temari,&Shinata&Kyoko: NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
