I'm having a writers block, an irritating one. This drabble is just something I thought up while being quite bored and I decided to write it down, just in case it would help me with the said WB.
As you may see, this leaves quite a lot to your imagination. Have fun.
Disclaimer: FMA plus Jadeile equals wrong answer. You fail.
Pull it out
"Roy?"
"Yes, Hughes?"
"Would you please stop that?"
"Stop what?"
"You know what I'm talking about."
"Well, I may consider it."
"No, you may not consider it; you will just do as I say! Pull it out!"
"No, I'm the colonel and you're the lieutenant colonel, which means I hold higher rank and I have no obligation to do as you say."
"Stop being an ass. This is just embarrassing! Please, Roy, just pull it out."
"Why is this embarrassing you?"
"… we're in the middle of the cafeteria! Does that ring the bells?"
"Oh, you seem to be right. Oh well, maybe I can do you a favour."
"… I hate you."
"Thanks."